Obama phones Eagles' owner and offers his praise for giving "the troubled star quarterback a fresh start"
OBAMA: So many people who serve time never get a fair second chance. it's never a level playing field for prisoners when they get out of jail.
So "Ookie" tortured and killed a few dogs from 2001 to 2007. What's the big deal? it's not like he single-handedly destroyed the U.S. economy in two short years, or something. The man deserves another chance to earn a few meager $Million.
FAST FORWARD 6 months...
Michael Vick press conference
VICK: I totally misinterpretted President Obama's comments back in December, 2010. I really thought he was giving me the green light to try my hand at competitive canine cage fighting again. For future reference, neutered Portuguese Water Dogs can't fight for sh*&.
Florida Zombie Alert - Florida City Warns Residents Of Power Outage, Zombies Here's the actual alert: Somebody has a sense of humor... [nervous laughter]
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