LUCY: I hope we do better here than we did at that freaking sad parade. (Michelle Obama Found a Way to RUIN HALLOWEEN For Children)
CHARLIE: I'm just glad it was so easy to jump the fence here.
OBAMA: Whew! Just some kids. I was worried it might be that chickensh*t Bibi. Michelle, put down that tub of ice cream and get the Halloween treats!
...and now for an oldie but a goodie (if I do say so myself)
TWO-FOR-ONE PUMPKIN SALE!
To Rep Lewis and All the Other Spoiled Brats Not Attending the Inauguration - The election was not hacked. No votes were modified. John Podesta gave up his password to what could have even been a child. His emails were exported and ...
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