tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post6065058260415979620..comments2023-11-05T05:14:04.834-05:00Comments on Chattering Teeth: Did Santa Lose His Workshop to Foreclosure?DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-82196619134038761622009-12-07T17:09:07.713-05:002009-12-07T17:09:07.713-05:00"Kody- I guess it doesn't matter much WHA..."Kody- I guess it doesn't matter much WHAT Obama puts on our coins. He will have us bartering chickens again before too long."<br /><br />That's free-range organic chickens grown only by minority, transgendered, or other disadvantaged-group farmer. The feet of these chickens have a very low carbon footprint, and in fact the carbon-tax is included in the per-pound price. They are delivered to market in Toyota Prius hybrids. Cost? $21 a pound. And that's for the dark meat.<br /><br />Oh. I forgot to tell you. Thanks to PETA campaign contributions to Nancy Pelosi's and Filthy Harry's campaigns, the chickens are now required to be delivered to the store live, where they are displayed in comfort.<br /><br />You kill them yourself. That is, if you want to face the wrath of the Obama Neighborhood Watch agents who keep an eye on that kind of thing, If you kill any of the chickens, you might end up in UN re-education camps brought up on animal cruelty charges.dmarkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07269773990064736457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-85987340330055413552009-12-07T04:55:16.305-05:002009-12-07T04:55:16.305-05:00Kody- I guess it doesn't matter much WHAT Obam...Kody- I guess it doesn't matter much WHAT Obama puts on our coins. He will have us bartering chickens again before too long.<br />dmarks- Now THIS is a Christmas claymation special I could watch! Until The MM part anyways :)<br />Z- I thought that was silly too and just having some fun. I do believe Obama has timed speeches to preempt Rush before though.<br />WHT- Santa looks suspicious!DaBladehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-20341241001638871732009-12-06T12:01:57.545-05:002009-12-06T12:01:57.545-05:00DaBlade, I've heard that before; Do YOU really...DaBlade, I've heard that before; Do YOU really think Obama planned his normal time for a conference to block the Charley Brown CHRISTMAS?<br />naaaa<br />Even I don't think THAT (and that's really saying something!!!) <br />The guy's given us NO reason to think he's a devout Christian, not even for a second (where DOES he go to church? OH, ya...Camp David, because nobody can see he's not there, right?).....but I can't imagine the WH picking that time for this reason.Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15989573357446569262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-85954973448640143582009-12-06T10:51:15.045-05:002009-12-06T10:51:15.045-05:00Nah. It was the unions that did in Santa's wor...Nah. It was the unions that did in Santa's workshop. Once the ELF-CIO moved in, the elves were now being paid $50 an hour to do lousy substandard work. Union thugs (usually hired goblins) beat up elves who made the others look bad by daring to assemble toys properly. The ELF-CIO* stole millions of dollars from the workers in order to finance the Presidential campaign of Dennis Kucinich (the only Elf-American currently in the US senate). <br /><br />After the union prevented Santa from firing the increasing number of drunken elves and elves who only worked one day out of 10, he had to close the shop.<br /><br />The North Pole looks a lot like Flint these days, I hear. A day or two ago, I saw Michael Moore downtown at the "Back Country Outfitters" store buying lots of cold weather gear. I think he's heading north to film his new "Santa and Me" documentary.<br /><br />(*ELF-CIO = Elf Labor Federation, Congress of Imp Organizations)dmarkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07269773990064736457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-3216865344658164502009-12-06T09:46:04.595-05:002009-12-06T09:46:04.595-05:00In God we Trust, all others pay cash.In God we Trust, all others pay cash.Kody's, "The Bull Stops Here"https://www.blogger.com/profile/07893493957290091568noreply@blogger.com