tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34791780805002064402024-03-05T08:18:44.172-05:00Chattering TeethThis blog will tell the tale of the majesty of the human spirit. The triumph of good over evil. Of man's ultimate victory over inhumanity!
OK, not really. But it will be chock full of my right wing musings.
Conservative humor and satire tonic for a drab socialist liberal world.DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.comBlogger1934125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-10132555829808322582023-02-11T09:01:00.000-05:002023-02-11T09:01:09.151-05:00Chinese Man O' War<p><span style="font-size: medium;"> Chattering Teeth News - Two weeks have passed since the first $5 Chinese spy balloon was shot down by an $8 million dollar AIM-9X Sidewinder missile. President Biden was later told of his bold decision, and he mumbled, "F...f..f.fighter jet. F-22 or F-22 1/2, whatever it takes." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Now we learn that yet another Chinese Balloon was just shot down over Alaskan airspace, and early reports are disturbing. While some speculated that the first balloon was a sort of trial balloon to gage our response, this latest balloon appears to have been weaponized - and not with a small EMP-producing nuclear warhead - but something far worse and the stuff of nightmares!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Witness whistle-blowers on the ground at the wreckage site are reporting that the latest balloon was dangling several million Chinese Finger Traps on individual 40,000 foot fishing line like some kind of macabre tentacled Portuguese man o' war. </span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP9I1irJoQbzktYkaqdgZHBU1mpHllR7YXraMkueL_lxko8qWuz9FdSJTo8_cY8FR562BnlindcTVVSWM_KwiT708l_G86QMadA7epLy1WE8fw1GB9sif1OnCNekBX0Qj0x-Tzg8StI3TUCmrFN5EwbgXieqldTiTKsLCGmILmWzXgh1SSWUZNOuNz/s578/manowar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="382" data-original-width="578" height="259" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP9I1irJoQbzktYkaqdgZHBU1mpHllR7YXraMkueL_lxko8qWuz9FdSJTo8_cY8FR562BnlindcTVVSWM_KwiT708l_G86QMadA7epLy1WE8fw1GB9sif1OnCNekBX0Qj0x-Tzg8StI3TUCmrFN5EwbgXieqldTiTKsLCGmILmWzXgh1SSWUZNOuNz/w393-h259/manowar.jpg" width="393" /></a></div><br /><p><span style="font-size: large;">While the jellyfish's tentacles contain barbed stingers meant to incapacitate small fish and crustaceans, the bamboo finger traps of brightly colored shades of blue, red, green, and purple would certainly attract and paralyze the vast majority of woke America. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDnVrNlxLEbAPxljm6U_L9q7_BEowpUgi7HDBUGUo5OPCOyXj0Ivj4V9TV18oM5L2dj_w714Gxtgz1Iz4x0rPfygIchEBhqJ0av4ZdYAxsDaCNpruGVmHItqlw4RJ9PacGUeGM9Sk5zrwJFqy_qvEAVnALvEVj3x-6zXsFLoTm8PmJHrm5r-GbA8C3/s1500/chinesefingertraps.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1436" data-original-width="1500" height="306" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDnVrNlxLEbAPxljm6U_L9q7_BEowpUgi7HDBUGUo5OPCOyXj0Ivj4V9TV18oM5L2dj_w714Gxtgz1Iz4x0rPfygIchEBhqJ0av4ZdYAxsDaCNpruGVmHItqlw4RJ9PacGUeGM9Sk5zrwJFqy_qvEAVnALvEVj3x-6zXsFLoTm8PmJHrm5r-GbA8C3/s320/chinesefingertraps.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">While these finger traps are not particulary deadly (except to ADM Levine's new nail polish) it is predicted that the distraction would allow an unmolested Taiwan invasion.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">END</span></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-19890427138219629812023-01-29T09:45:00.000-05:002023-01-29T09:45:43.915-05:00Ray "X" Attempts to Orchestrate Violent Unrest in Wake of Memphis Cop Beating<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5ZPsDGBB6mD_gczyuIsTY8X_HOF6z-Mdn8u0TL4FQpbQG365h28u4V-ChTGQNgsnoMKTO9raS4KZ1pyH2BUGaCu4-_rwTgI0dRzdesxqsvuvoJ4a4ijyMBO1O6KtyQxMyJToCMTg_ZY5Rek9lp9SZZm8f2ryhJAJVbbciW6Rc5eUaBKj6r9OkJ3nV/s1562/RayEppsBLM.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1041" data-original-width="1562" height="364" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5ZPsDGBB6mD_gczyuIsTY8X_HOF6z-Mdn8u0TL4FQpbQG365h28u4V-ChTGQNgsnoMKTO9raS4KZ1pyH2BUGaCu4-_rwTgI0dRzdesxqsvuvoJ4a4ijyMBO1O6KtyQxMyJToCMTg_ZY5Rek9lp9SZZm8f2ryhJAJVbbciW6Rc5eUaBKj6r9OkJ3nV/w547-h364/RayEppsBLM.jpg" width="547" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Ray "X" is not the same guy as <a href="https://www.revolver.news/2021/10/meet-ray-epps-the-fed-protected-provocateur-who-appears-to-have-led-the-very-first-1-6-attack-on-the-u-s-capitol/">Ray Epps, The Fed-Protected Provocateur Who Appears to Have Led the Very First 1/6 Attack on the US Capitol.</a> Any similarities are purely coincidental.</span></p><p><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;"><b>Ray X: </b>I probably shouldn’t say this because I’ll probably get arrested... I'll say it. We need to go into the police station!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Chatteringteeth News -What we know:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: x-large;">* The five Memphis police officers who beat a man to death have been fired and are being charged with second-degree murder.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">* The Memphis police chief likened the released video to the 1991 Los Angeles police beating of Rodney King that sparked days of unrest in the city.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">* so far, the demonstrations have remained nonviolent (just the same random beatings, stabbings, shootings, looting and property damage much like any other night)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: x-large;">The Deep State puppet masters can't be happy with the fact that all of Memphis is not yet ablaze and that full on anarchy has yet to set in. The plan had been going perfectly. Dumb down the police force across the nation so that any intelligent and patriotic male who was currently a police officer would immediately retire or resign, and new recruits of the same would be discouraged. Relax the job requirements and take on felons and violent offenders into the fold. Shake and stir. If only these five cop's skin pigmentation wasn't so dark, there would already be cities across the country errupting. </span></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-63687748726142545252023-01-13T07:42:00.003-05:002023-01-13T07:42:19.568-05:00BIDEN AND SON'S GARAGE<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1RCtrwkP8fPlU6CJE6iJa9DN8qY8WOM6JCaMqZ7iwvJlCRhEjjYmZa2EJNIa3MinOxnR_WG5sC_-guL5XfYLsk16b3IELVLzKQV3KQ-znMW3vKWkOgiqqGQg9kiDjXdqmSOb6M4B-HAsS1BKo5SyHbrY4G_0Q9PkXSVll121h1oI1T0Fg18lY8rgo/s515/BIDENANDSONS.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="385" data-original-width="515" height="328" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1RCtrwkP8fPlU6CJE6iJa9DN8qY8WOM6JCaMqZ7iwvJlCRhEjjYmZa2EJNIa3MinOxnR_WG5sC_-guL5XfYLsk16b3IELVLzKQV3KQ-znMW3vKWkOgiqqGQg9kiDjXdqmSOb6M4B-HAsS1BKo5SyHbrY4G_0Q9PkXSVll121h1oI1T0Fg18lY8rgo/w439-h328/BIDENANDSONS.JPG" width="439" /></a></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">Obama-era documents were recently found at a storage space in the garage of his home in Delaware. The classified Obama-era documents purport to expose Michelle Obama as "Big Mike", a transgendered college choom mate of the ex-president.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">"OK Choomer.."</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSbNiUOBn9Ctyy2fU0W4PIq82XaXLS7dHnFU5ZEHZtg3JtgJ9q9hfGBWwObAJumPOpAvI-yRgsEOqZDXmwJHaV6xN8l7j7lKO8R-b2ZKg4nVBZzyRrYon1Rleqb4Ts2uXPBqIueq1nUSQ75Nqohhibo-ugNUDhO_x8KXbr8v22r-DlePMdidspqERw/s1060/CHOOMER.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="674" data-original-width="1060" height="229" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSbNiUOBn9Ctyy2fU0W4PIq82XaXLS7dHnFU5ZEHZtg3JtgJ9q9hfGBWwObAJumPOpAvI-yRgsEOqZDXmwJHaV6xN8l7j7lKO8R-b2ZKg4nVBZzyRrYon1Rleqb4Ts2uXPBqIueq1nUSQ75Nqohhibo-ugNUDhO_x8KXbr8v22r-DlePMdidspqERw/w361-h229/CHOOMER.JPG" width="361" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">Biden told reporters that he was "surprised" to learn that his lawyers found the government documents in his garage. He said he was also "surprised" by the "Snap, Crackle and Pop" his breakfast cereal emitted earlier that morning.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">Biden defended storing these highly classified documents in several old coffee cans next to oily rags on a shelf, stating that, "it's not like they're sitting in the street," then leaning in and whispering...</span><span style="font-family: arial;"> "The garage is locked."</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTPv35klk0XniYBYAps4lVNbnPqX8sQbHocqGK8nO2ITDsUuKK8f-xCeNpkzZ25miS8APTE8IW1qkagXEd0jmXXp_SCo4tLCV4kJVwyqx_sDUBCWqM4uvzR--3eaQ05QoFh4XJxGTgS2wo8l01H16QXls1m6FSf9aCUb9uZDyjGrPDdX_eQz180hl_/s900/lock-garag.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="600" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTPv35klk0XniYBYAps4lVNbnPqX8sQbHocqGK8nO2ITDsUuKK8f-xCeNpkzZ25miS8APTE8IW1qkagXEd0jmXXp_SCo4tLCV4kJVwyqx_sDUBCWqM4uvzR--3eaQ05QoFh4XJxGTgS2wo8l01H16QXls1m6FSf9aCUb9uZDyjGrPDdX_eQz180hl_/s320/lock-garag.jpg" width="213" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">Biden is reported to be cooperating fully and completely with the Justice Department's review. Of course, the agent in charge has to wear an Easter Bunny costume in order gain the president's trust.</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioUvfDldjrFqmVRHTMcInN3ZjvW53yH3_kSvVOkWFO2wiarTA3RUfdyTtUqHbNKof1g4_QgV15864-uoDnu_TNoKos09TTW9g8VA-VIV7hbDBI1hKn9mzCIpfkV8u_ZcPlVKgW5oBoiJ6-2ptECF7QKWy1-ngQtCzd65rLKmAZxshhBBeRAGVNAlrY/s532/easterbunny.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="382" data-original-width="532" height="230" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioUvfDldjrFqmVRHTMcInN3ZjvW53yH3_kSvVOkWFO2wiarTA3RUfdyTtUqHbNKof1g4_QgV15864-uoDnu_TNoKos09TTW9g8VA-VIV7hbDBI1hKn9mzCIpfkV8u_ZcPlVKgW5oBoiJ6-2ptECF7QKWy1-ngQtCzd65rLKmAZxshhBBeRAGVNAlrY/s320/easterbunny.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span></p>Danny Ocean: We can rob three Las Vegas casinos simultaneously, but we aren't getting into this garage. It's locked.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">"it's not like they're sitting in the street."</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipiHjF-Ncf7-nWK33QZvZbz2o3aYvsNX36HyKqfD7CGjNPani6fZfXYl9JaQHuwnuOZqNr480PMdRAxmvKZkH0R4oaMNIJfjiRSyP4qKVU3uHci17Px_q69gD08hUIw0bvFcV5dXnZQycUSCprH3eiVEdZPz4eVw45IDcj8VkqbQdjoE0D3dV34tfz/s1311/Oceans11-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="748" data-original-width="1311" height="216" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipiHjF-Ncf7-nWK33QZvZbz2o3aYvsNX36HyKqfD7CGjNPani6fZfXYl9JaQHuwnuOZqNr480PMdRAxmvKZkH0R4oaMNIJfjiRSyP4qKVU3uHci17Px_q69gD08hUIw0bvFcV5dXnZQycUSCprH3eiVEdZPz4eVw45IDcj8VkqbQdjoE0D3dV34tfz/w378-h216/Oceans11-2.jpg" width="378" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;">FBI agent-in-training, Clarice Starling, was finally able to gain access to the garage by administering a severe hammer blow to the padlock. </span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjDNLlqWltFGCrdmKD4mWnweFEX3Jyl0JOd5V6kcAHReetjV6xaSqzfAavBJw60BBeXyc9fHL7-lIv2Q2oYRDIIuAZC_wNp4JFtpBWa5WUd1tw6cWmlX-qQE8e_2XOnvzylEBbxkbn6Z-rrHLhSsUpVpqXmyO3cN4dS_MJZSPvr5bsxCaa6ACCGbXi/s1777/silenceofthelambs.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="953" data-original-width="1777" height="172" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjDNLlqWltFGCrdmKD4mWnweFEX3Jyl0JOd5V6kcAHReetjV6xaSqzfAavBJw60BBeXyc9fHL7-lIv2Q2oYRDIIuAZC_wNp4JFtpBWa5WUd1tw6cWmlX-qQE8e_2XOnvzylEBbxkbn6Z-rrHLhSsUpVpqXmyO3cN4dS_MJZSPvr5bsxCaa6ACCGbXi/s320/silenceofthelambs.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">After several minutes of rooting around inside, she found what appears to be Joe Biden's Laptop in the glove compartment of his corvette.</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiB0LiPmnsvU9SkqROChcQ16uHqQHsTGIOVe1FnGZMX3cB71UIIShdoD3LVtPyzTvdzSQtghntx6X0_tvZHvkzKQC-ZFLCZ6exYmkV1-cIA_GDrBaRWmPFv4niNFAYKdf5YlqdV6WnzPrP96da5bcemL1curJ3S_EMQh7rMWF0Cdnd-cUe1nIYdiFJ/s1500/joeslaptop.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1500" data-original-width="1467" height="251" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiB0LiPmnsvU9SkqROChcQ16uHqQHsTGIOVe1FnGZMX3cB71UIIShdoD3LVtPyzTvdzSQtghntx6X0_tvZHvkzKQC-ZFLCZ6exYmkV1-cIA_GDrBaRWmPFv4niNFAYKdf5YlqdV6WnzPrP96da5bcemL1curJ3S_EMQh7rMWF0Cdnd-cUe1nIYdiFJ/w246-h251/joeslaptop.jpg" width="246" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">Whatever happens with the discovery of these classified documents, at least we can rest assured that the media will cover it fully.</span><p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQhJD4WJ8nJ-QIL01OBVJChnUpP-QbiBxkaRNxJRhzlPBZIw1MniqqJBbp_4_9_vrM3CtjVHlC4ZHWVhKmDQjRd7okUUdMjttQjLnAPUdsqz9ApA4LjwIQsb86fwLyVUuQQreODbYsiOKARftdNOn4x5bMH1ITNvjkybbXFGxrjOhnhhXuHH-yyk3r/s578/silence2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="578" data-original-width="500" height="343" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQhJD4WJ8nJ-QIL01OBVJChnUpP-QbiBxkaRNxJRhzlPBZIw1MniqqJBbp_4_9_vrM3CtjVHlC4ZHWVhKmDQjRd7okUUdMjttQjLnAPUdsqz9ApA4LjwIQsb86fwLyVUuQQreODbYsiOKARftdNOn4x5bMH1ITNvjkybbXFGxrjOhnhhXuHH-yyk3r/w297-h343/silence2.jpg" width="297" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: large;">THE END</span><p></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-24124726789962704062022-10-05T06:48:00.005-04:002022-10-05T06:48:57.669-04:00Cooky the Clown Joins White House Staff<p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgbg43Td6LPXdVhpGdiIrAxex9os34LBS1RzFM2VJHQSDK3Rcs2IQ7oq6xLgIp0S9nsg1yVhINmPuivCH5UPtU5jrltKXzVoK1Zq6ayCmXL2NwUad4sXOlZGJx1OK3HctUoArsQC-tK_QOGFjrCxftJOXMipbiFQJwycm1xuBQp_JCTnyXVpFZDYBi/s1698/CookyTheClown1.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1080" data-original-width="1698" height="315" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgbg43Td6LPXdVhpGdiIrAxex9os34LBS1RzFM2VJHQSDK3Rcs2IQ7oq6xLgIp0S9nsg1yVhINmPuivCH5UPtU5jrltKXzVoK1Zq6ayCmXL2NwUad4sXOlZGJx1OK3HctUoArsQC-tK_QOGFjrCxftJOXMipbiFQJwycm1xuBQp_JCTnyXVpFZDYBi/w495-h315/CookyTheClown1.png" width="495" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /> </span><b style="font-size: x-large;">Chattering Teeth Breaking News Update Thingy.... </b><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre (KJP) received a new briefing partner this week when Cooky the Clown (CTC) joined her at the podium to perform as her sign language interpreter. Not really, but that is the only way I'd watch that clown show. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Is it just me or are her eyelids way lighter than the rest of her? Is it makeup, and if so, which is her natural color? Her eyelids are actually caucasian in color which has me wondering if she(?) is actually a white chick in brown-face, ala Rachel Dolezal or Justin Trudeau? It doesn't matter to me, but we know there is nothing more important to the leftist democrat diversity box-checkers.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">By the way, who remembers Cooky the Clown on Chicago's Bozo's Circus Show? </span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1ZiEuPUEtSTwZirYrXXBkThcy4eae8ZrkaSPJyd525VtWybELoNSSNG9buv0zn5BlPVllw20BdVQx_933isJO-TLnBribyCM5fg6XCxfmFR_G6mesIHAuI4BD98iAzNXDVV2HQ5kaOdE4YDMto64WdetpBt30KG1CmEYu8IybmDDE61UchEviP1gF/s237/CookyandBozo.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="237" data-original-width="170" height="346" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1ZiEuPUEtSTwZirYrXXBkThcy4eae8ZrkaSPJyd525VtWybELoNSSNG9buv0zn5BlPVllw20BdVQx_933isJO-TLnBribyCM5fg6XCxfmFR_G6mesIHAuI4BD98iAzNXDVV2HQ5kaOdE4YDMto64WdetpBt30KG1CmEYu8IybmDDE61UchEviP1gF/w248-h346/CookyandBozo.JPG" width="248" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p>We actually had our own Bozo show in Flint when I was growing up. I was in the studio audience for one show back in 1971 and was selected to be one of the hula-hoopers for the outro. (yes, that was me). Maybe I'd watch the KJP's Circus Show if the 'reporters' in the audience had to hula hoop. And Peter Doocy dressed as Bozo and throws a pie in KJP's face at the end of each briefing. Maybe Biden shows up in a tiny clown car and unloads with 32 secret service agents...</span><p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglzsoAmdEVTv69_sXLkA-3uMoydSYQddg71R3nPMcCJhiaCPY9TGLbUKElz_tetlAt56o506AV9ijTnReuHE_PP0s5dx4oXqRC891721VyJCLg4LXHxS_p2OG3cPumv-Ghsq-nYHAVq3zTRJ2GQlgc8SYzFFsfDY52bsm5LXHMbE0maC9_V1P_v9WJ/s196/Bozo+with+a+Pie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="153" data-original-width="196" height="243" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglzsoAmdEVTv69_sXLkA-3uMoydSYQddg71R3nPMcCJhiaCPY9TGLbUKElz_tetlAt56o506AV9ijTnReuHE_PP0s5dx4oXqRC891721VyJCLg4LXHxS_p2OG3cPumv-Ghsq-nYHAVq3zTRJ2GQlgc8SYzFFsfDY52bsm5LXHMbE0maC9_V1P_v9WJ/w312-h243/Bozo+with+a+Pie.jpg" width="312" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Nah. Still no.</span></p><div><br /></div>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-14113468829967427832022-05-24T07:20:00.002-04:002022-05-25T06:45:11.427-04:00Just get vaxxi-MonkeyPox-inated<p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">I'm fully vaxxi-MonkeyPox-inated and, no, I don't know what's in it -</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPdc7lvhOW-KpT86Kj76h90ZiOUNst4NdMbL3qxKpi8aMetnvPwSkIshzHz9-Ucandw-Hxl7UOYMdJ9trW-7m0MnvsovT_R0g54rqb0iMWDyjS72c0_An9Hob6Ph7_L1pCXAuDIFVdwKhIeAtNsBGkj8zm-fZUiwGyHbRvUfwxoujQiBjh882fGJaD/s660/ape1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="566" data-original-width="660" height="251" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPdc7lvhOW-KpT86Kj76h90ZiOUNst4NdMbL3qxKpi8aMetnvPwSkIshzHz9-Ucandw-Hxl7UOYMdJ9trW-7m0MnvsovT_R0g54rqb0iMWDyjS72c0_An9Hob6Ph7_L1pCXAuDIFVdwKhIeAtNsBGkj8zm-fZUiwGyHbRvUfwxoujQiBjh882fGJaD/w293-h251/ape1.jpg" width="293" /></a></div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></p>neither this vaccine, the ones I had as a chimp... I mean child, nor in the Big Mac, or the bunches of bananas... </span><p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbtFfK7fu4KjDv0MO8B-8lLY-ona7z04Dq9MTx2SHjaLNVJAlgto3h63xWcmQNRJUh9JAZZzIyaFD1FQbku9_ZFULnOoJB0DRILAP3eTKf9tj3KURJwESmfgWJyni_Vn3arYvjiwjWgxblWxggJHmqDQH9fl9EL9re6rGeoo0-DhTeQ-gM0WLLIxps/s974/ape3.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="730" data-original-width="974" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbtFfK7fu4KjDv0MO8B-8lLY-ona7z04Dq9MTx2SHjaLNVJAlgto3h63xWcmQNRJUh9JAZZzIyaFD1FQbku9_ZFULnOoJB0DRILAP3eTKf9tj3KURJwESmfgWJyni_Vn3arYvjiwjWgxblWxggJHmqDQH9fl9EL9re6rGeoo0-DhTeQ-gM0WLLIxps/s320/ape3.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">I also don't know what's in Ibuprofen, nor apparently the difference in risk between a drug used safely for decades and decades that cures my headache versus an experimental mRNA injection with a track record of injury and death... </span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB3LtfBIj27pVTGKAXDhBJdasTEYJSdariWoYCHZl_r8-dGA05v2X6yUcVgy5nCY7UOHDSgRQl3XLiAagfiSPWqA7vvY7m2NI1AG3MOzYWzDY9BDX3tmJCeeCbCXk9zlq-1-F-2t3ZfHqCQDMw-fueEL29tzW-9j5Qz7SAihoZmY7NgVU4yOLdmEsM/s866/ape4.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="750" data-original-width="866" height="277" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB3LtfBIj27pVTGKAXDhBJdasTEYJSdariWoYCHZl_r8-dGA05v2X6yUcVgy5nCY7UOHDSgRQl3XLiAagfiSPWqA7vvY7m2NI1AG3MOzYWzDY9BDX3tmJCeeCbCXk9zlq-1-F-2t3ZfHqCQDMw-fueEL29tzW-9j5Qz7SAihoZmY7NgVU4yOLdmEsM/s320/ape4.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">I'm fully vaxxi-MonkeyPox-inated and, no, I don't know what's in it because ignorance is not only bliss but also virtuous. I don't need to burden myself with fancy reading or questioning when I can just watch government approved media. Leaves more time to watch the Tik Tok dances.</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuBKPQTfgjqYyT-6hLChpZtuDVXRebPL27kW84sfdkPUl0s5rY-vwO-2A_zLwzvRKC5cfgvU4xZlMQhiH1h2YFQQ177-tet_jBgzXUM0iZrKrUP1pBEBeXUDoGX9-oeL31BlyA1qGDvZuryT2G0i5VWkYjG2U3uxmOtCErAA5Peroh2lDWCvOcALAF/s854/ape6.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="758" data-original-width="854" height="284" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuBKPQTfgjqYyT-6hLChpZtuDVXRebPL27kW84sfdkPUl0s5rY-vwO-2A_zLwzvRKC5cfgvU4xZlMQhiH1h2YFQQ177-tet_jBgzXUM0iZrKrUP1pBEBeXUDoGX9-oeL31BlyA1qGDvZuryT2G0i5VWkYjG2U3uxmOtCErAA5Peroh2lDWCvOcALAF/s320/ape6.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">In short ...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">There's a lot of things I don't know and never will... ooo ooo eee eee ah ah.</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu9XQdIX0-ml0cPbg5xl_kHccfIEuxdHQz1y1VoW8XexsACDB-RJDYGazGE4gbO5UqwcULpVy5anmw-2mJhE5jUJCd5Pq6zriqRJpBnXKXBMyyoKrsM_pwJBS0A61AUB2MAlQ1Ddi-UjqHd2kP-n-6tCeWxYVTZb1Ikb0KjPNbvix8RjrbCQjcUgaP/s785/ape8.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="754" data-original-width="785" height="307" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgu9XQdIX0-ml0cPbg5xl_kHccfIEuxdHQz1y1VoW8XexsACDB-RJDYGazGE4gbO5UqwcULpVy5anmw-2mJhE5jUJCd5Pq6zriqRJpBnXKXBMyyoKrsM_pwJBS0A61AUB2MAlQ1Ddi-UjqHd2kP-n-6tCeWxYVTZb1Ikb0KjPNbvix8RjrbCQjcUgaP/s320/ape8.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">I just know one thing: life is short and I still want to travel and hug people... pick bugs off their backs, fling my own sh*t and climb trees.</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK7Rj6whbC3NMoeZoVqTzeMhMQ3gNSc5YlQHlqTXH-RqkT_JIUy4xM5I4F6vAyviHnROUlhpp67CY4uCR4z2Mwjj_qf0zkhwO9j8KLDfLlBnoPHrzjzRlac7eYwpw6DRPf1HVJUwdBkbp_KgEJRVgkVUMFAik7wJTiT2Wr4LQJBqjv7DKl6uTNMwEt/s807/ape9.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="759" data-original-width="807" height="301" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK7Rj6whbC3NMoeZoVqTzeMhMQ3gNSc5YlQHlqTXH-RqkT_JIUy4xM5I4F6vAyviHnROUlhpp67CY4uCR4z2Mwjj_qf0zkhwO9j8KLDfLlBnoPHrzjzRlac7eYwpw6DRPf1HVJUwdBkbp_KgEJRVgkVUMFAik7wJTiT2Wr4LQJBqjv7DKl6uTNMwEt/s320/ape9.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;">Just get vaxxi-MonkeyPox-inated.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-small;">(below is not mine but too funny)</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP-IYd9a94lT29dcx3xhyJh4jc_MkSPTw8eaJVu-HbxW-eFSWlcCwRzb89og5MG6ObZCgffI9M3X-p-BNd19Pi5Y45LBC-afPUZNSkZqVSbRb9So9LaL6g4jTjR1mSreDoDJVZLYnTOZ6L9bhx8b4FObOXKVGtlh4X_iNcI_I3dMSguTLHVJJSxoEt/s1350/monkeypox.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1350" data-original-width="1080" height="368" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP-IYd9a94lT29dcx3xhyJh4jc_MkSPTw8eaJVu-HbxW-eFSWlcCwRzb89og5MG6ObZCgffI9M3X-p-BNd19Pi5Y45LBC-afPUZNSkZqVSbRb9So9LaL6g4jTjR1mSreDoDJVZLYnTOZ6L9bhx8b4FObOXKVGtlh4X_iNcI_I3dMSguTLHVJJSxoEt/w294-h368/monkeypox.jpg" width="294" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><br /></span><p></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-74529613292641831512022-04-25T07:48:00.002-04:002022-04-25T07:48:27.850-04:00The Legend of Reedy Creek<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6CahTAl7OGPfAomBIsWwR1w-rRNtRNkQS7cGMitq9-aqi1usIJo2IXgOEzmvSslWHdLIrgS0-n-AA0nFcTfRi8-tKfeVG_EyoBn0OO830Td3Kk-KOH3XOLJVGDl3ozBPOQQlzz-Y8HZiwbxuspdUHkpP76ewjkXtIA-tJqHTrwQkvT_qdgpaP7kiH/s1822/sorryfolks.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1007" data-original-width="1822" height="279" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6CahTAl7OGPfAomBIsWwR1w-rRNtRNkQS7cGMitq9-aqi1usIJo2IXgOEzmvSslWHdLIrgS0-n-AA0nFcTfRi8-tKfeVG_EyoBn0OO830Td3Kk-KOH3XOLJVGDl3ozBPOQQlzz-Y8HZiwbxuspdUHkpP76ewjkXtIA-tJqHTrwQkvT_qdgpaP7kiH/w505-h279/sorryfolks.jpg" width="505" /></a></div><br /> <span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: large;">Things aren't so rosy for Disney, as <a href="https://conservativebrief.com/billion-62243/">the company has suffered major financial losses</a> since it's CEO, Bob Chapek, picked a fight with Governor Ron DeSantis. It got me to wondering what the almost 40 square miles that encompasses Disney World in Florida known as Reedy Creek will look like in 2024 and beyond under the next Trump / DeSantis administration. Perhaps Trump will build a border wall around Reedy Creek and let the weeds grow up around it and store all of the woke groomers and pedophiles inside.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: large;">A quick internet search string of "abandoned Disney World" opened a treasure trove of a potential Disney future. I think the artist had a comet strike, climate change or a zombie apocalypse to blame for his dark visions, not Chapek's wokeness. In any case, the results would be the same. I'm hoping Disney does an about face ala Scrooge, as he asked the spirit whether these were visions of things that could come true or will come to pass?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: large;"><i>"Spirit!" he cried, tight clutching at its robe, "hear me. I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must have been but for this intercourse. Why show me this, if I am past all hope?"</i></span></p><p><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: large;">Sorry folks, the park is closed. The mouse should have told ya.</span></p><div><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">Here we see Chapek riding the monorail through Disney World. It is in slight disrepair but Bob is hopeful that Governor DeSantis will approve the infrastructure improvements any day now. Don't be like Bob...</span></div><div><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhww_WGg-8WQEaR1kZ_0I5_TC09cAl5ku2tNe2wsxmIBY4_gkDsd0Ox534TTXrOT8OnfzP6yuLO2iLm1PqTJD8831FVwhBP9UZZ4akKZ1KPyuMSWfwCpdIr4qUKukDC0BEXjjO0GvQr7or03bdksmzOucOdOpnxe4Se6387zTBftIDmJs7eI5i7Kgfh/s1340/MONORAIL2024.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1010" data-original-width="1340" height="315" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhww_WGg-8WQEaR1kZ_0I5_TC09cAl5ku2tNe2wsxmIBY4_gkDsd0Ox534TTXrOT8OnfzP6yuLO2iLm1PqTJD8831FVwhBP9UZZ4akKZ1KPyuMSWfwCpdIr4qUKukDC0BEXjjO0GvQr7or03bdksmzOucOdOpnxe4Se6387zTBftIDmJs7eI5i7Kgfh/w418-h315/MONORAIL2024.jpg" width="418" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;">Governor DeSantis will review this proposal after the family vacation at Mar-a-lago World. Here we see him and the family riding the Ron-o-rail through Future Trump Land. Be like Ron...</span></div><div><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7RZlqvq0rli-VVViwDyOIIqoo8i-HkWkDUIxGVoECuI23dtyxm9-jtMjYU8kC244kwl2yXw-XZNkIHey4Is7Xhz4DTcxEJ8ub3A0BPTXCPoSZkKu_cI5y_k_ofACXeDAvLrn5UZA1l_JWOdR8iv_chcKEWayV8cD9nhRqedUiDpk4dj0szzA0QynP/s1352/ron-o-rail.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="920" data-original-width="1352" height="292" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7RZlqvq0rli-VVViwDyOIIqoo8i-HkWkDUIxGVoECuI23dtyxm9-jtMjYU8kC244kwl2yXw-XZNkIHey4Is7Xhz4DTcxEJ8ub3A0BPTXCPoSZkKu_cI5y_k_ofACXeDAvLrn5UZA1l_JWOdR8iv_chcKEWayV8cD9nhRqedUiDpk4dj0szzA0QynP/w428-h292/ron-o-rail.jpg" width="428" /></a></div><br /> Here we see Mayor Vaughn getting interviewed on Main Street, USA, encouraging more tourism.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: georgia; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6Pkik24MKa2j3dU5I55a7qP4Cd3SB9QkyYo3Y2qq-xn_M_1l9sAPHOTt37dkeKwxd34f6DLYGy4PguFwsx5nPiAPohOCwndmv-UpeROvC6zee_QdGsI7AEOngG8zKqjs8sCmEa3JSy3CQXlU6eKnI96cmcjs8VVlIvBrnYn9sdxwq8wt3S4cBuMX8/s1409/parkisfine.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1060" data-original-width="1409" height="327" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6Pkik24MKa2j3dU5I55a7qP4Cd3SB9QkyYo3Y2qq-xn_M_1l9sAPHOTt37dkeKwxd34f6DLYGy4PguFwsx5nPiAPohOCwndmv-UpeROvC6zee_QdGsI7AEOngG8zKqjs8sCmEa3JSy3CQXlU6eKnI96cmcjs8VVlIvBrnYn9sdxwq8wt3S4cBuMX8/w434-h327/parkisfine.jpg" width="434" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: georgia;"><a href="https://www.deviantart.com/search?q=eledoremassis02">Check out all of the dark visions on this Deviant Art page</a>. Cool stuff...</span></div><div><br /></div>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-5839264922773836742022-04-22T07:44:00.000-04:002022-04-22T07:44:27.912-04:00Tyson on a plane<p> <span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: medium;"><a href="https://nypost.com/2022/04/21/mike-tyson-appears-to-punch-airplane-passenger-in-crazy-footage/">Here's what we know so far. </a></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjw--dszLqzVH7Vc3MRUR4SLIz8CpzwRVSUxTc_ABpBtAQaIfneH7dZ0LvoPOWEej5PB4SHdR4r8TyyoatRdZxjfIgW4eHwvfkTCDJwDIei8iA2yDKl8iy3KdzJQce9fM7BI7Zto7jD7ZF91XPQJ5baGutow_x_Qy37t6KGA7w7ZsjMcjSjNNwj9MO/s1470/Planebelt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="832" data-original-width="1470" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjw--dszLqzVH7Vc3MRUR4SLIz8CpzwRVSUxTc_ABpBtAQaIfneH7dZ0LvoPOWEej5PB4SHdR4r8TyyoatRdZxjfIgW4eHwvfkTCDJwDIei8iA2yDKl8iy3KdzJQce9fM7BI7Zto7jD7ZF91XPQJ5baGutow_x_Qy37t6KGA7w7ZsjMcjSjNNwj9MO/w354-h200/Planebelt.jpg" width="354" /></a></div><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson mercilessly pummeled a man on a plane. Video evidence taken from a cell phone taken from across the aisle from this altercation revealed that the man on the receiving end of Tyson's rage was sitting behind Tyson. This fact alone removes Tyson's automatic and universally acceptable excuse for mercilessly pummeling a person on a plane. Namely, if that person was sitting directly in front of you and lowered their seat back chair. Anyone callous enough to lower their chair in wanton and reckless</span><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"> disregard for the passenger's knees behind them deserves such violence. However, as already established, Tyson was sitting in front of this man. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Prior to Tyson turning around and delivering punches, the man is witnessed standing, pointing and seemingly taunting a seated Tyson. Why? We can only speculate. The numerous times I have stood and taunted fellow passengers is when they had a wailing infant. OK, not really, but it's the only time I thought of standing and hurling insults at people on a plane. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Now it just so happens that this incident happened on a flight from San Francisco to Florida. Everyone knows that only fruitcakes live in San Francisco, and my extensive research indicates that Tyson resides in Nevada. Therefore, odds are that this man has a 50% chance of being a resident of San Francisco (he either is or he isn't = 50%) and we can all agree that fruitcakes from San Francisco deserve random and sporadic beatdowns. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">Reports from amused passengers suggests that at some point this man threw a water bottle at Tyson. This makes me ask the obvious question, and I'm sure you are way ahead of me here. Namely, how did this man get past the TSA gestapo with a water bottle? The attendants give you a cup of water and not the bottle, correct? More riddles, wrapped in a mysteries, inside an enigma.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">I guess we'll just have to wait for these questions to be answered, and rest assured I will be scouring the news feeds for any news crumbs of this top story.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">In any case, one can only imagine the conversation that the lispy Tyson may have had with yesterday's blog star, SCOT, 7-foot tall gender-fluid, non-binary kiosk airport robot. </span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjbC0I3xfmPl2Q45gf_dMG9cc2IYxStCqkmcWbsP3tVXhp0tYTBLbVPlUNJamBTdsM6JyM1CdPkbPWx0og6Tr3Mo-oHDtasXNC2ab32avdxVwrNsSkm9cumUCy-sKZeFHfpEBa2IUaCOqb4H228dmolmz7H4gNDjBwi9wc1mqoBAahGDj8JD7_zOMq/s400/theriously-thats-methed-up.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="400" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjbC0I3xfmPl2Q45gf_dMG9cc2IYxStCqkmcWbsP3tVXhp0tYTBLbVPlUNJamBTdsM6JyM1CdPkbPWx0og6Tr3Mo-oHDtasXNC2ab32avdxVwrNsSkm9cumUCy-sKZeFHfpEBa2IUaCOqb4H228dmolmz7H4gNDjBwi9wc1mqoBAahGDj8JD7_zOMq/s320/theriously-thats-methed-up.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;">But we'll have to leave it there. Refresh this page repeatedly for breaking news.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: large;"><br /></span></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-6063492976715617862022-04-20T06:24:00.009-04:002022-04-20T06:26:54.139-04:00What now for SCOT the 7-foot tall gender-fluid, non-binary kiosk airport robot?<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b> Frankly, I think the thought engineers missed their mark with this oversize airport paperweight. Not that the not-so-hidden security spy camera isn't effective in alerting the closest TSA government soldier of a possible free-roaming free thinker who didn't have their useless paper mask pulled up over their nose. And the display screen appears to be broadcasting CNN in HD.</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR6GV8V1Q5yZO2RvTYYWQ37ygEQUet4_i08awvZ8czhb7hnzNmDOdRqHrm-Ef8KcdGVK86Z2BbJd-bMlBdnqXd6HVx7tWUk_UDD5-5i6-djGxpDZWxu_LENuubJ2HYLbuOQ_axxnJlBc-uOsfW-WPoQSBgtS_w9eIbw40eZ6XMs-txxQBUt1ZLr6aA/s599/SCOT.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="369" data-original-width="599" height="267" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR6GV8V1Q5yZO2RvTYYWQ37ygEQUet4_i08awvZ8czhb7hnzNmDOdRqHrm-Ef8KcdGVK86Z2BbJd-bMlBdnqXd6HVx7tWUk_UDD5-5i6-djGxpDZWxu_LENuubJ2HYLbuOQ_axxnJlBc-uOsfW-WPoQSBgtS_w9eIbw40eZ6XMs-txxQBUt1ZLr6aA/w434-h267/SCOT.jpg" width="434" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /><b>I just think the Lost in Space robot would have been more intimidating, with his flailing accordian arms and "WARNING, WARNING!" admonishments like he is in a robot sissy fight. They could have still used the lispy queer voice for a chilling prison yard feel.</b></span><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMRPisJNnQK3cXAAQoeHx5k8ZevnV3Aa-LQchV-pDFPDqxSEqjXdqmm_13x-bmleLFaGyPXmw9E_m3o9rOxYT6aXJhNOBp5EGsKB1gRVR2C8r1suCJAR6rwTmdcK_Gsjoavk7XdQy-Cbs8b4jDhURyvAeYmWJbseH72ZY-xqVj3hrWZQHjrNitV1AN/s636/lostinspacerobot.jpg" style="display: inline; font-size: large; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="636" data-original-width="350" height="236" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMRPisJNnQK3cXAAQoeHx5k8ZevnV3Aa-LQchV-pDFPDqxSEqjXdqmm_13x-bmleLFaGyPXmw9E_m3o9rOxYT6aXJhNOBp5EGsKB1gRVR2C8r1suCJAR6rwTmdcK_Gsjoavk7XdQy-Cbs8b4jDhURyvAeYmWJbseH72ZY-xqVj3hrWZQHjrNitV1AN/w130-h236/lostinspacerobot.jpg" width="130" /></a></div><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /><b>In case you missed it, here is KAREN... I mean SCOT during happier times... </b></span><b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAhHwl5dHRo">Welcome to Dallath!</a></span></b></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WAhHwl5dHRo" width="320" youtube-src-id="WAhHwl5dHRo"></iframe></div><br /><p><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: x-large;">Earlier this week, a Judge voided the US mask mandate for travelers. Now what's an effiminate 7-foot tall gender-fluid, non-binary kiosk airport robot to do?</span></p><p><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b>SCOT: </b>Excuthe me, mithter, pleath put on your faith mathk.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b>BLADE:</b> Maybe you missed it but a Trump appointed Judge lifted Biden's unconstitutional mask mandate for airports.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b style="color: #2b00fe;">SCOT: </b><span style="color: #2b00fe;">Well that's dithappointing!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b style="color: #2b00fe;">BLADE:</b><span style="color: #2b00fe;"> That's what Biden said.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b style="color: #2b00fe;">SCOT:</b><span style="color: #2b00fe;"> What am I thuppothed to do now? What if there ith an atthathan traveling from Mithithippi with hith thupport thquirrel which ith infected with Covid!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b style="color: #2b00fe;">BLADE:</b><span style="color: #2b00fe;"> Well, you can't tell the assassin or his support squirrel to wear a mask.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b style="color: #2b00fe;">SCOT:</b><span style="color: #2b00fe;"> Inconthieeevable!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b style="color: #2b00fe;">BLADE:</b><span style="color: #2b00fe;"> Somehow I don't think that word means what you think it means.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b style="color: #2b00fe;">SCOT:</b><span style="color: #2b00fe;">: I don't gif a thit. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b style="color: #2b00fe;">BLADE:</b><span style="color: #2b00fe;"> Cheer up buddy. You still have that spy camera. Just watch for the red Trump hats. And you still have your display screen. Just broadcast those mindless vaccine propaganda commercials on an endless loop. That's still legal somehow...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: medium;"><b style="color: #2b00fe;">SCOT:</b><span style="color: #2b00fe;"> WAIT! ITH THAT A GOVERNOR DETHANTETH PIN ON YOUR BACKPAC? THECURITY ALERT! THECURITY ALERT!</span></span></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-87347609991961201842022-04-19T06:53:00.002-04:002022-04-19T06:53:39.855-04:00The Crack's in the Ladle<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtv_aoU_XnAmJpSk2-tpzDtw5awU4IpIstvu0C-4fwMouHMK2cM20RIvjaUEUBZ6iPaDJyBHz-55iQ29hQ6Heix7wTOzh5yBFAiBzVwLjYQzjDjrHH6q6W-tXhGwWxXc81elLVJ2cWSBY1ZdJqQpLnJk5W1T6TwF-PIa83ggv14sgT_VTqyKe1VmYE/s960/catsinthecradle.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="946" height="401" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtv_aoU_XnAmJpSk2-tpzDtw5awU4IpIstvu0C-4fwMouHMK2cM20RIvjaUEUBZ6iPaDJyBHz-55iQ29hQ6Heix7wTOzh5yBFAiBzVwLjYQzjDjrHH6q6W-tXhGwWxXc81elLVJ2cWSBY1ZdJqQpLnJk5W1T6TwF-PIa83ggv14sgT_VTqyKe1VmYE/w395-h401/catsinthecradle.jpg" width="395" /></a></div><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">and the cracks in the ladle, a large silver spoon</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Little boy blue and the man in the moon</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know where"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">But we'll get together there</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">You know we'll have a good time there</span></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-53275695351783523872022-04-16T15:43:00.008-04:002022-04-16T15:43:54.817-04:00Quitting Disney<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx9VaTpQVBnWnMn5W2qunlGna3ljcHUps734LgKdjMX0l4fpFKDJ1aCnC0WFH2alq9TYxDtTocmWkskjsBVRvhg1DMElUqoTLn1Olrujcd6IU6TNuLZoQIHtPNOJZgpo4sc2bDv-azEbrcPnG4mh3oHUs84M-0qfP3C9f6EPlIAV2l_2uLTYit-9b_/s1920/disinvest_mm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="1920" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx9VaTpQVBnWnMn5W2qunlGna3ljcHUps734LgKdjMX0l4fpFKDJ1aCnC0WFH2alq9TYxDtTocmWkskjsBVRvhg1DMElUqoTLn1Olrujcd6IU6TNuLZoQIHtPNOJZgpo4sc2bDv-azEbrcPnG4mh3oHUs84M-0qfP3C9f6EPlIAV2l_2uLTYit-9b_/w480-h300/disinvest_mm.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">It is easy to boycott a product when the product sucks. It is exponentially more painful to extricate yourself from something that you love.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">For example, it is easy for a conservative 'coffeyholic' to not overspend on a burnt cup of coffee at Starbucks, even when there is no viable alternative, because of Starbuck's woke corporate culture. I would rather suffer the onslaught of raging morning caffeine withdrawal than chew on that sludge. The fact that it is a horrible company is just a side benefit. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Quitting Disney will be a little tougher for some of us who vacation there on a regular basis and have so many great family memories made there. I am reminded of these in every room in our house from the Disney coasters on our coffee table, to a Mickey Mouse soap dispenser in the bathroom, assorted coffee mugs in the cupboard, shirts, purses, toys and other assorted souvenirs we've accumulated from Disney over the years. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Status-quo is not an option, however, what with Disney CEO Bob Chapek 'coming out' against Florida’s anti-pedophile grooming bill. The last Disney collapsible paper straw for me came from a <a href="https://www.nationalreview.com/news/disney-executive-producer-admits-to-gay-agenda-adding-queerness-wherever-she-could/" target="_blank">Disney staff meeting </a>where "an executive producer at Disney said she was advancing a “not-at-all-secret gay agenda” to insert queerness into children’s animation."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Call me old fashioned, but I preferred when they were a little more subtle about their queerness.</span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiufA7LhhnvvNdPex8aRWIXXGG2Ea9tp4v3wkVzJ-65OB2g3TmBAjhP91T4-3gDie4JRmz1DSwjlQTT4n3Dr5FQPPjLnHPtU83-enaZ10xxEWr66txCnS6y1JGgqbR3Sy0tmrp6rg9lQXyobFP14HynCOomwT6fTDnzuRmxDjlGthd7HDqSpeFrRJOd/s578/Youre-So-Weird.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="578" data-original-width="500" height="371" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiufA7LhhnvvNdPex8aRWIXXGG2Ea9tp4v3wkVzJ-65OB2g3TmBAjhP91T4-3gDie4JRmz1DSwjlQTT4n3Dr5FQPPjLnHPtU83-enaZ10xxEWr66txCnS6y1JGgqbR3Sy0tmrp6rg9lQXyobFP14HynCOomwT6fTDnzuRmxDjlGthd7HDqSpeFrRJOd/w321-h371/Youre-So-Weird.png" width="321" /></a></div><br /><div><div><span style="font-size: medium;">OK, I get it Disney. You hate us. Traditional families of Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls are no longer welcome. Therefore we will begin the painful process of Disinvestneying from Disney.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;">The wife and I decided to take the plunge in early 2019 and bought into Disney Vacation Club (DVC), which is Disney's version of a vacation timeshare. This was an impulse buy while visiting there as guests of my brother & sister-in-law. Since then, we have gone back 7 times in the last 3 years, with another trip scheduled for this October. More to come on that.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;">The wife and I love our Disney vacations, whether it is a couples only trip during Epcot's Food & Wine or Flower & Garden festivals, or a big family trip with our kids & grandbabies (and my brother and sister-in-law, and their kids, and their kid's kids - like we did for a Christmastime trip this past December). Every trip so far has been different, and until recently we have been looking forward to many more. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;">Regrettably, those plans will change, barring a major reversal by Disney. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: medium;"><b>"Do you really think your little threatened boycott will have any effect on this almost $150 billion company?" - (disembodied voice in my head)</b></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;">No, I don't think they'll care. That's not my motivation nor how I roll. I'm doing it for my soul. It's why I don't drink Coke nor watch the NBA or NFL anymore. Don't get me wrong, I'd love it if thousands followed suit thereby forcing Disney's hand by firing Chapek and the whole boardroom of blue-haired gender-confused groomers. There is a better chance of Elon Musk buying Disney and bringing back The Great Movie Ride and the Back lot Tour. A man can dream.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;">So here we go. We canceled our Disney+ subscription this week. The automated process informed us that we were paid thru November and that our subscription would cease at that time. That was not good enough, and we stated so. Finally we got a live operator involved for an immediate cancelation and a $50 pro-rated refund is on the way. I don't want their promised future garbage in my home.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;">As for the DVC contracts we own, there are a couple of options I'm chewing on. The upfront cost to join was significant and basically covers the resort stays for 50 years. Disney really makes the $jack from money spent at the theme parks, restaurants and Disney Springs retail sales. So I was thinking...</span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Option 1) </b>Sell my DVC points on the resale market and recoup all (or the majority) of my initial investment. The resale price for points at our home resort have increased in value to match what we paid Disney Direct for them in 2019. This doesn't really hurt Disney, any more than selling your used Chevy hurts GM. And the new owner will still be buying gas. That leads me to my second thought...</span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Option 2)</b> What if we keep our points and simply did resort stays? I'd rent a car and we would go to non-Disney restaurants off site. We would also trade Disney Springs for Universal's City Walk and Universal theme parks. Hmmm...</span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;">More to come. As for the October trip, that has already been paid for so we will probably be going (and using Option 2 for that trip as a trial run). Taking some inspiration from the <a href="https://americanews.news/walt-not-woke-dad-s-hand-made-t-shirt-causes-a-stir-at-disney-12124.html" target="_blank">"Walt Not Woke" dad</a>, </span><span style="font-size: large;">I may make my own shirt using my Woke Disinvestney logo above. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;">What ever we do, we will always cherish the memories we were able to make.</span></div></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;">The wife and I taking a boatride from Disney Springs to Port Orleans French Quarter for their famous Mickey Beignets.</span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyFzmgcl2DVP-Adijr19PGJg1Qr_CTPOMAyXRi2--B2AVkWvoCB5EW45Pz0Y41g6AnfSIf-lFIRflS6Vl4o2dejL5J2HQd-mWKP30GZNBZotH84ffsodsGJk3ZZLPDn-nFdBP5vjZrKf9ALsOCWFGFsKR0L8FSjBQk1rqUWtf9ThGTLT4UegXvLuO5/s1024/boatride.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" height="260" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyFzmgcl2DVP-Adijr19PGJg1Qr_CTPOMAyXRi2--B2AVkWvoCB5EW45Pz0Y41g6AnfSIf-lFIRflS6Vl4o2dejL5J2HQd-mWKP30GZNBZotH84ffsodsGJk3ZZLPDn-nFdBP5vjZrKf9ALsOCWFGFsKR0L8FSjBQk1rqUWtf9ThGTLT4UegXvLuO5/w346-h260/boatride.jpg" width="346" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">My brother and me at this year's Flower & Garden festival at Epcot.</span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0vsuMZJQt2eaKXNZe7gYi-RBzMIpY4gli6W0SmrOBj4T4zfRJ7us5aGOPwHD6v4RGYmLXjxxeuT7u7Ko7SzS8RaJea5PMWPq3aL6sXeLkpDHviLv4FxNhB1tNpFw0TphTa1NxdZb77kyQKHuOjwaNKYSnk41Ou-d9_DGZdst_XrMxdh74nNw47S1z/s1280/IMG_8764.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="960" height="476" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0vsuMZJQt2eaKXNZe7gYi-RBzMIpY4gli6W0SmrOBj4T4zfRJ7us5aGOPwHD6v4RGYmLXjxxeuT7u7Ko7SzS8RaJea5PMWPq3aL6sXeLkpDHviLv4FxNhB1tNpFw0TphTa1NxdZb77kyQKHuOjwaNKYSnk41Ou-d9_DGZdst_XrMxdh74nNw47S1z/w357-h476/IMG_8764.jpg" width="357" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">My kids and grandbabies...</span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcaI8V46tWO-_malkgyPWbIGzsWNZlJ2iA4K3nO0EkCAWAXD08FJVeRb5rl497MbRyt-7bp3upg_Co--w1GuII3iwvLTSovI4xzh0CNwF005gzRgi89gsyE2qVPIqf7uaTB-3nX_ntJm3DDHDPQz-6NEVE4wqc8JOTmqjlafbGzQn2WG6iGtkyps6p/s1024/kids.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="683" data-original-width="1024" height="244" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcaI8V46tWO-_malkgyPWbIGzsWNZlJ2iA4K3nO0EkCAWAXD08FJVeRb5rl497MbRyt-7bp3upg_Co--w1GuII3iwvLTSovI4xzh0CNwF005gzRgi89gsyE2qVPIqf7uaTB-3nX_ntJm3DDHDPQz-6NEVE4wqc8JOTmqjlafbGzQn2WG6iGtkyps6p/w366-h244/kids.jpg" width="366" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">December, 2021 at Chef Mickey's (my grandbabies and their cousins) Eagle eyes may spot Mr & Mrs DaBlade in the background on this one :)</span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJDirfDlGebS3LHQWq0BU2Fma6FJ2WAvZstrnr5xo4wwLDVdTnCn-fo_N4DWewydBT58UcwnzVE3c9YRjczp4XueUogf1mE1RBvzztrtyWqchiCWAsH0ZlZCcSXvO_FDzRlaN5XcOH1XXaXkP22glFKMRO9ZDI8d3Gc66A0G-7MNoVbH_L9fwyiv58/s1280/CFE4FE28-25DD-411F-9A4B-2EAF85D1388D.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="960" height="496" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJDirfDlGebS3LHQWq0BU2Fma6FJ2WAvZstrnr5xo4wwLDVdTnCn-fo_N4DWewydBT58UcwnzVE3c9YRjczp4XueUogf1mE1RBvzztrtyWqchiCWAsH0ZlZCcSXvO_FDzRlaN5XcOH1XXaXkP22glFKMRO9ZDI8d3Gc66A0G-7MNoVbH_L9fwyiv58/w372-h496/CFE4FE28-25DD-411F-9A4B-2EAF85D1388D.jpg" width="372" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">We literally have hundreds and hundreds of like pictures taken in the last 3 years during our Disney vacations. Gonna miss it...</span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;">Bye Disney.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeSHKf6nY352MQUs6W-npS0my7c6adB_ZZS5DnqTT-LeI4bfPg0G9czTsvFfDlHO8w9kVZSeEWBR-zqP41vHfOERw_e1F_kNX41om8ETJIxGEIVWg4D5jQqYb_DK6HOq1eVDWMenx3KjsjByJCDjgQ0dYQXLa846x68IQb-JsU8sazQ_FOft9y19Lg/s1365/IMG_1763.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1365" data-original-width="1024" height="486" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeSHKf6nY352MQUs6W-npS0my7c6adB_ZZS5DnqTT-LeI4bfPg0G9czTsvFfDlHO8w9kVZSeEWBR-zqP41vHfOERw_e1F_kNX41om8ETJIxGEIVWg4D5jQqYb_DK6HOq1eVDWMenx3KjsjByJCDjgQ0dYQXLa846x68IQb-JsU8sazQ_FOft9y19Lg/w364-h486/IMG_1763.jpg" width="364" /></a></div><br /> </span></div>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-35035910753849538762022-03-16T07:24:00.003-04:002022-03-16T07:24:39.920-04:00It has been 111 days since my last blog post<p> Yes, I checked my math on my wood abacus. </p><p>A quick impromptu poll... should I start back blogging on a semi-irregular schedule again, or stay in a semi-lucid retirement state? Just comment on this post either "Yah" or "Yes". (I will even accept obvious lengthy spam comments that never even mention the post these bots are replying to and assume these as "Si'".</p><p><br /></p><p>Stay tuned for the surprising results! </p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-59679245196586453832021-11-25T09:35:00.007-05:002021-11-25T09:35:54.629-05:00 The First Thanksgiving, as told to the drunks lining the bar by AOC.<p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsn-JRQtfoIf1FDV5SlKm_a0MxWwR9yJdelKmCKQnWsPVcTV7XCC5LS-Ls0nlEzIxdpHpQSkfUx_Txa9bzRqrgINGXlpusY2RQwEu0L3luxUf6CFXE5zrzhBbODObzSmk4KWuPWhcDfBI/s600/AOC_bartender.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="422" data-original-width="600" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsn-JRQtfoIf1FDV5SlKm_a0MxWwR9yJdelKmCKQnWsPVcTV7XCC5LS-Ls0nlEzIxdpHpQSkfUx_Txa9bzRqrgINGXlpusY2RQwEu0L3luxUf6CFXE5zrzhBbODObzSmk4KWuPWhcDfBI/s320/AOC_bartender.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p><span style="font-size: large;">Long before the white dogs came to the United States, the area was inhabited by many Native American tribes. These native people lived in peace and spent their days dancing and singing and planting trees. They didn't pollute the land or water. They didn't own anything and were happy about it. </span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinC8_UVs0rgM8dC1jRFvRn3tCXRkKOFOpWYT1u-rsZ7HqH_p3IJ_oRl22OugZJNzWj4TTDrLV64bHiie3tDKUsYCnbPhTKlkh0YF13_lkLvJ6PUWCCRMPL4K2JT8jra6R2EJYwOG52iqA/s630/12824576_0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="630" data-original-width="630" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinC8_UVs0rgM8dC1jRFvRn3tCXRkKOFOpWYT1u-rsZ7HqH_p3IJ_oRl22OugZJNzWj4TTDrLV64bHiie3tDKUsYCnbPhTKlkh0YF13_lkLvJ6PUWCCRMPL4K2JT8jra6R2EJYwOG52iqA/s320/12824576_0.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">One day, a ship called the Mayflower filled with white supremacists and Proud Boys landed somewhere near Kenosha, Wisconsin. </span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAphaMdLPtbUo0uqkxPBq3FgF6UGZ4xz21hxHTPRKpDAvkCOksLFeYVZwBRFC0rv1hd2c3IjdpQyEUxM3r9pqeASeIptg-6NXRIGBlv4SmkspEio3Fq_bmOXP3Qp5yy4lK74jnWWnErh4/s1230/plymouth.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="930" data-original-width="1230" height="291" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAphaMdLPtbUo0uqkxPBq3FgF6UGZ4xz21hxHTPRKpDAvkCOksLFeYVZwBRFC0rv1hd2c3IjdpQyEUxM3r9pqeASeIptg-6NXRIGBlv4SmkspEio3Fq_bmOXP3Qp5yy4lK74jnWWnErh4/w385-h291/plymouth.jpg" width="385" /></a></div><span style="font-size: x-large;">They immediately began to throw toilet paper at the indigenous people's homes, which is why they call it tee peeing.</span><p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKs5V6Ds_8rC8K2YFGTS87_moqvA0xld_8Pczl4SBCOzkMK2MzhlNtQlULNUbY4aterbXFM5DpJR34dWM5rEKt9dMF5pTVeark_WP-DninFCd0-X7195E2F3u8D6WZDatBRn95_bD1aLs/s1273/teepeeing.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1273" data-original-width="849" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKs5V6Ds_8rC8K2YFGTS87_moqvA0xld_8Pczl4SBCOzkMK2MzhlNtQlULNUbY4aterbXFM5DpJR34dWM5rEKt9dMF5pTVeark_WP-DninFCd0-X7195E2F3u8D6WZDatBRn95_bD1aLs/s320/teepeeing.png" width="213" /></a></div><span style="font-size: x-large;">Then Chief Thomas Rainwater invited Captain Dutton and the invaders to share in their meal of turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. </span><p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZjB5wbH8SLDDzveA_d11i3sXgexGZkNteQu51htI0a5LWuUEXUTShz4agY3dMeZuwTa2Fo551q-UoD1NXGbi2GBzodligQ_MtNnxvUp0TpEsOspk-fTPvUvxiZ9k5OOwl9-2eA1en4y8/s1200/tom-rainwater.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="1200" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZjB5wbH8SLDDzveA_d11i3sXgexGZkNteQu51htI0a5LWuUEXUTShz4agY3dMeZuwTa2Fo551q-UoD1NXGbi2GBzodligQ_MtNnxvUp0TpEsOspk-fTPvUvxiZ9k5OOwl9-2eA1en4y8/s320/tom-rainwater.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></p><span style="font-size: large;">The mostly peaceful Native Americans waited on the white devils 'hand and moccasin', and for a short time, peace and harmony returned to the pristine land. </span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: x-large;">A short time later, the whiteys massacred all of the natives and stole the land. The climate immediately began to change.</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo0H7dI1DTj6_CGoa6Mi1nn6s1yNfNMJJc11IjKGcc13Ovqit9sz4CYPka4LEMDFembrTcMXqOMwLI4brV1bhHpI3YMhQ8_0PrBqfXJXEWFOxGKtvivexKMMeXJRYtyU0ttiMwWpZaGCc/s320/turkeyberg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="261" data-original-width="320" height="261" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo0H7dI1DTj6_CGoa6Mi1nn6s1yNfNMJJc11IjKGcc13Ovqit9sz4CYPka4LEMDFembrTcMXqOMwLI4brV1bhHpI3YMhQ8_0PrBqfXJXEWFOxGKtvivexKMMeXJRYtyU0ttiMwWpZaGCc/s0/turkeyberg.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">THE END</span></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-81685916431469340772021-08-08T11:42:00.001-04:002021-08-08T11:42:03.028-04:00Obama 'S-Show' Continues<p><span style="font-size: large;"> When I read this <a href="https://nypost.com/2021/08/08/obamas-party-guests-cause-massive-s-t-show-trying-to-leave/">NY Post story headline with photo </a>.........</span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCv8TLGRYbD0LPb8wXQ36cKsfQICCRXhqt7vkPBqTzEF4F3oqebhTyqxxu4osuLExlFHOUWT2H7OgtGAhNjPnFgsTbCvSBfyW2ltfBmQWOj1OrOMHJKtKr5zBmVk32k3WZqJ5AJWFJggY/s639/NYPOSTScreenshot+2021-08-08.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="575" data-original-width="639" height="288" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCv8TLGRYbD0LPb8wXQ36cKsfQICCRXhqt7vkPBqTzEF4F3oqebhTyqxxu4osuLExlFHOUWT2H7OgtGAhNjPnFgsTbCvSBfyW2ltfBmQWOj1OrOMHJKtKr5zBmVk32k3WZqJ5AJWFJggY/s320/NYPOSTScreenshot+2021-08-08.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p><span style="font-size: large;">I assumed the cause of this traffic jam 's-show' had to be something extraordinarily macabre and frightening...</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRW7UjX_5ka7ocEiqRqUZ38SB3tHSuuapWymgOrZ27LC1n5Ihj3_5DxQisYCW83QYn375aDXea0NolT68HXLmEurWIWtV6EKgMRpLluM-CfPnUug-Sq-9RT83gHDd2lStnjebn9AvUUoA/s937/michellecake.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="855" height="359" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRW7UjX_5ka7ocEiqRqUZ38SB3tHSuuapWymgOrZ27LC1n5Ihj3_5DxQisYCW83QYn375aDXea0NolT68HXLmEurWIWtV6EKgMRpLluM-CfPnUug-Sq-9RT83gHDd2lStnjebn9AvUUoA/w328-h359/michellecake.jpg" width="328" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><p></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-18887405394922638902021-07-10T06:37:00.001-04:002021-07-10T06:37:03.729-04:00Knock, knock. Who's there? VaxNazi. VaxNazi who? C'mon man!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKU9BUTXfHfrwQ-3C_DSQCCZjR4yYUapkH3bKPtkOV8S3j_yufRLocubvKd5paBk2qhtJUBHWabo7bY9AuBGnkNXWrkgavMRgkMsLIYPjbsg5xgvuYqrhvYpSAug8Uxl50Oc7CPaWyEUo/s1080/doortodoor.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1080" data-original-width="1080" height="410" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKU9BUTXfHfrwQ-3C_DSQCCZjR4yYUapkH3bKPtkOV8S3j_yufRLocubvKd5paBk2qhtJUBHWabo7bY9AuBGnkNXWrkgavMRgkMsLIYPjbsg5xgvuYqrhvYpSAug8Uxl50Oc7CPaWyEUo/w410-h410/doortodoor.png" width="410" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8SOT9fCTfM">Aquaman and Game of Thrones actor, Jason Mamoa, had one of the more memorable Super Bowl commercials</a> for Rocket Mortgage last year. I no longer watch woke sports (so I missed the game) but somehow caught this humorous commercial. In it, he gets home and kicks back by taking off his fake muscles and mane. I think the unvaXXed patriots will need a similar disguise for the door nazis in the near future...</p><p><br /></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-26754229456765239892021-07-05T09:43:00.022-04:002021-07-05T09:52:06.511-04:00Just Golfin'<p> Yep, still 98.6 degrees in the shade. Just posting links to a few recent golf videos from my league to make sure this thing still works. To my 4 0r 5 blog buddies, I promise to come around again soon...</p><p><br /></p><p><span face="Roboto, Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #030303; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: 0.2px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-4y7VSf0J8">Beautiful sunset over Lake Walden (followed by a ghastly moon over the pontoon dock)</a></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvhtAMgrh1PVbFRlp9BpmVd8zeTxWdoCdSerzrJ3onsCPDkxB7bfyfwwXISIO61dq4d6_GclFRDGD9Mm1f9jCTsps-QsX4_HuUePpoy3-ayj_OFU28W0vfusWoK6nYA9fWM2TGlT322Yc/s931/lakewalden.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="522" data-original-width="931" height="253" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvhtAMgrh1PVbFRlp9BpmVd8zeTxWdoCdSerzrJ3onsCPDkxB7bfyfwwXISIO61dq4d6_GclFRDGD9Mm1f9jCTsps-QsX4_HuUePpoy3-ayj_OFU28W0vfusWoK6nYA9fWM2TGlT322Yc/w452-h253/lakewalden.jpg" width="452" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p><p><span face="Roboto, Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #030303; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: 0.2px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Three turkeys, a deer and a feral cat walk into a bar... No, wait... That was me. Sometimes it is difficult concentrating on your golf shot when you are constantly being surreptitiously surveilled by these nosey woodland creatures. </span></p><p><span face="Roboto, Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #030303; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: 0.2px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e9zfTvgkE0">WHY MUST THEY STARE!?</a></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPt6WoAH_m1hBszUOCUNulRMmHGS03Lkt9nz-TH_XAmlT4i_QgTo1ktZauqXGOwC78CxnU60_NyFQkTxKxnIc0J_2m0SZlMqmACqMFLWAR74RvPXtaZ8BxKqaZo5r7iJVxV4n926CxJw0/s768/turkeys.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="523" data-original-width="768" height="282" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPt6WoAH_m1hBszUOCUNulRMmHGS03Lkt9nz-TH_XAmlT4i_QgTo1ktZauqXGOwC78CxnU60_NyFQkTxKxnIc0J_2m0SZlMqmACqMFLWAR74RvPXtaZ8BxKqaZo5r7iJVxV4n926CxJw0/w414-h282/turkeys.jpg" width="414" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p><p><span face="Roboto, Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #030303; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: 0.2px; white-space: pre-wrap;">League night start at tee #10 across Lake Walden requires transportation to the dock before loading onto the pontoon. Which Snapper almost lost all of their clubs during this trip? </span></p><p><span face="Roboto, Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #030303; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: 0.2px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D0utqz77lk">(and who is responsible for loosening the strap?)</a></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5w9qIKZ1zxRcvI5ktNyVbZywrIs5ytLgZ9J0e_uNbAXm3vxtIc3FrQhInx5m-CTnGo0PNKWEFQQ34xmOTZuowe_5tlvLAfUmqkIoFUfQNfHsp6J6TcCOY-B6gtxk2x-7Oouhib54wQ4c/s819/cartride.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="527" data-original-width="819" height="278" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5w9qIKZ1zxRcvI5ktNyVbZywrIs5ytLgZ9J0e_uNbAXm3vxtIc3FrQhInx5m-CTnGo0PNKWEFQQ34xmOTZuowe_5tlvLAfUmqkIoFUfQNfHsp6J6TcCOY-B6gtxk2x-7Oouhib54wQ4c/w432-h278/cartride.jpg" width="432" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p><p><span style="background-color: #f9f9f9; font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: 0.2px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span face="Roboto, Arial, sans-serif" style="color: #030303;"><br /></span></span></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-87776063643964469202021-03-25T06:53:00.000-04:002021-03-25T06:53:00.324-04:00Biden's Song<p> Last November...</p><p><a href="https://deadline.com/2020/11/barack-obama-stephen-colbert-president-third-term-1234635491/">Obama tells Stephen Colbert about his dream of being the puppet master</a></p><p></p><table border="1" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2" style="background-color: white; border-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); border-style: solid;"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td style="border-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); border-style: solid;"><span style="font-size: medium;">“I used to say if I can make an arrangement where I had a stand-in or front-man or front-woman and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats (size petite) looking through the stuff (child porn) and I could sort of deliver the lines while someone was doing all the talking and ceremony, I’d be fine with that because I found the work (the destruction of America) fascinating,” Obama quipped.</span></td></tr></tbody></table><p></p><p>Aaaand now...</p><p><a href="https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/03/23/wh-confirms-joe-biden-and-barack-obama-regularly-talk-consult-on-a-range-of-issues/">WH Confirms Joe Biden and Barack Obama Regularly Talk, Consult on a ‘Range of Issues’</a></p><p></p><table border="1" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2" style="background-color: white; border-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); border-style: solid;"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td style="border-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); border-style: solid;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Asked by a reporter whether the former president had visited the White House and if the two speak, Psaki replied both Obama and Biden have a collegiate relationship undefined by the traditional roles of president and vice president – instead, they are “friends.</span></td></tr></tbody></table><p></p><p><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: large;">PICTURED: This is not Obama visiting Biden in the White House to give him his marching orders. Rather, it is a scene from the movie Brian's Song, when Chicago Bears football player Gale Sayers (played by Billy Dee Williams) visits his teammate Brian Piccolo (played by James Caan).</span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1hZobg9jWS-eio9_BEJfte-luT5HblmMFx2XET03uh_Lx-OqNYRtPKz4QyWhhyRpb2AycCmdQca9A_7FSdfQ0rwX67HhEce_u6y6vzSATMa1lH9OK82tuyBvhcOhZk3xbDRo8vn-KRRM/s1090/BidensSong.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="821" data-original-width="1090" height="337" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1hZobg9jWS-eio9_BEJfte-luT5HblmMFx2XET03uh_Lx-OqNYRtPKz4QyWhhyRpb2AycCmdQca9A_7FSdfQ0rwX67HhEce_u6y6vzSATMa1lH9OK82tuyBvhcOhZk3xbDRo8vn-KRRM/w447-h337/BidensSong.jpg" width="447" /></a></div><br /><p><span style="font-size: large;">That was a great movie. Who can forget that emotional 'speech' scene when Sayers accepts the trophy on behalf of Piccolo, who was in the hospital suffering from dementia. </span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDve2sC2TiYlCzFdc7J1hCNeslgID-5LeP8t9TIMRd5VwJxOvit7aKg1GDDkTd0CkFEckzppDBMXqAFaCWAUBxP_KJ4N4tNiDjErNG8pyGeo4lqYJR-gE75f5FF43LuAMf7AuGyr4T9bE/s1099/speech.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="825" data-original-width="1099" height="331" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDve2sC2TiYlCzFdc7J1hCNeslgID-5LeP8t9TIMRd5VwJxOvit7aKg1GDDkTd0CkFEckzppDBMXqAFaCWAUBxP_KJ4N4tNiDjErNG8pyGeo4lqYJR-gE75f5FF43LuAMf7AuGyr4T9bE/w441-h331/speech.jpg" width="441" /></a></div><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>SAYERS</b>: <i>Brian would like to be here tonight, but everyone knows that you put your dumb uncle in the basement.. </i></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>PICTURED</b>: An actual photo of Obama coaching Biden in the basement of the WH while Joe gets his nightly transfusion of aborted baby blood to keep the necromantic old fool semi mobile for just one more day...</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTLMbDoVEVQztxYT1ZzRNb-xW7ehcClBqGafK9qF9VCiWAQcnQfxO6G3bKhB3STdiXumjLfZwcjoM8c99mMRCnxSp3TOu2r3_39USWFdGwsQSfINYuXjUhprYh17X-jW-POTBgQqDB25U/s1920/bidenssong2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1080" data-original-width="1920" height="297" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTLMbDoVEVQztxYT1ZzRNb-xW7ehcClBqGafK9qF9VCiWAQcnQfxO6G3bKhB3STdiXumjLfZwcjoM8c99mMRCnxSp3TOu2r3_39USWFdGwsQSfINYuXjUhprYh17X-jW-POTBgQqDB25U/w528-h297/bidenssong2.jpg" width="528" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><p></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-69678899027912604022021-03-23T08:12:00.002-04:002021-03-23T08:12:35.417-04:00keep your immigrants fresh!<p><span style="font-size: large;">Reynolds Wrap® Aluminum Foil has been saving time in the kitchen since 1947 - And NOW, thanks to the Biden White House, at the southern border!</span></p><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibJJBjGsTIIXkO4R5JdAIPzZvgr_i_JRGf-oPAL9b8qb31SWWCp4dsI07u5xP46Dv87YhpCEz7LrCu5h3a7UP8IwDWmoZ9rm-4nJXDgPdN990KRjo-KznICLvKUT3T_lybKHzyc9wx430/s921/borderbiden.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="545" data-original-width="921" height="215" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibJJBjGsTIIXkO4R5JdAIPzZvgr_i_JRGf-oPAL9b8qb31SWWCp4dsI07u5xP46Dv87YhpCEz7LrCu5h3a7UP8IwDWmoZ9rm-4nJXDgPdN990KRjo-KznICLvKUT3T_lybKHzyc9wx430/w364-h215/borderbiden.jpg" width="364" /></a></div><br /><div><span style="font-size: large;">Aluminum Foil can be molded to any shape you like, whether your illegal immigrant is an unaccompanied child or a virus-infected terrorist. You just wrap those swarms in foil to keep them fresh without having to worry about getting a dish back. We call it, wrap and release.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">Organize your latest catch!</span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiclisHNubDiKZmOh2JnrJ0LkY9vfOc89D7XcUqlA-XsMPsbwHi6OdpQ2Q0xCR1epbsETA1AQ1QJb2wVDA9HAyn_RGWgXz_v57Wdrtzdn0OHsf7zcm73OMJmYjVWnZWq4EPbElDV_pyAw/s966/organizeimmigrants.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="966" data-original-width="704" height="435" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiclisHNubDiKZmOh2JnrJ0LkY9vfOc89D7XcUqlA-XsMPsbwHi6OdpQ2Q0xCR1epbsETA1AQ1QJb2wVDA9HAyn_RGWgXz_v57Wdrtzdn0OHsf7zcm73OMJmYjVWnZWq4EPbElDV_pyAw/w317-h435/organizeimmigrants.jpg" width="317" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><div>Foil can also be used to minimize cleanup, and convenient for freezer storage for the high volume of those who die in the processing. No matter, they can still vote democrat.</div><div><br /></div><div>Q: Do you wrap the immigrant with the shiny side in or out? </div><div><br /></div><div>A: Many border cage pitmasters claim that the shiny side of the aluminum foil should face in to reflect the heat back towards the meat. Others swear by radiating the heat away from the leftovers. I guess it would depend on whether you the border of the Arctic circle or the equator.</div><div><br /></div><div>Q: Should we line the cages with foil and poke fork holes into the foil-wrapped immigrants to allow air flow?</div><div><br /></div><div>A: Not unless you want sporadic grease fires. Keep them burritos (and burritas) wrapped up tight!</div><div><br /></div><div><div>Q: My immigrants are wrinkly!</div><div><br /></div><div>A: Foil paper creases very easily. In fact, it creases so easily, you often cannot flatten out even a small wrinkle. Line up your hermanos and hermanas edges and crease carefully, or else your entire border will be wrinkled.</div><div><br /></div><div>Q: I prefer reusable beeswax wrap on my illegal catch.</div><div><br /></div><div>A: Let us know how that works out for you!</div></div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7yen9sb5qVWKhYRMNFwLK457h7ej5zp-PboYoQxBRNMjVZ367TgFP2RSBgHpilZt2OHZtoHKb1mk8H01DSx8w5daUJ0yupgC4y690SCJoZlT1lvp7QcdygcPjGUzwiXS7mB9CEnv1U3Q/s1389/han-solo-yoga-mat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1389" data-original-width="520" height="917" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7yen9sb5qVWKhYRMNFwLK457h7ej5zp-PboYoQxBRNMjVZ367TgFP2RSBgHpilZt2OHZtoHKb1mk8H01DSx8w5daUJ0yupgC4y690SCJoZlT1lvp7QcdygcPjGUzwiXS7mB9CEnv1U3Q/w344-h917/han-solo-yoga-mat.jpg" width="344" /></a></div><br /><div><br /></div></span></div>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-83024924148362933422021-03-20T08:19:00.002-04:002021-03-20T08:19:26.550-04:00Chinocculation<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK0OjYcQAtKIv_Pbsp0haVfjO7sxas7thnL70vby_nmncGEpYhsD5lLSVPolMFb5wzYb_gzIrTZ2-JmzbJNz4rZHEML3_qgb1kmRUKaKRlgV5BTm826ehpWXnjFfKPn1H-D8JDpGXnc5I/s1466/chinocculation.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1080" data-original-width="1466" height="390" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK0OjYcQAtKIv_Pbsp0haVfjO7sxas7thnL70vby_nmncGEpYhsD5lLSVPolMFb5wzYb_gzIrTZ2-JmzbJNz4rZHEML3_qgb1kmRUKaKRlgV5BTm826ehpWXnjFfKPn1H-D8JDpGXnc5I/w530-h390/chinocculation.jpg" width="530" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">The doctor will see you now...</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Nose:</b> I'm here for the vaccination.</span></p><p><b style="font-size: large;">Dr. Blade: </b><span style="font-size: medium;">The term 'vaccination' has now been bastardized to apparently mean the act of inserting something foreign into your body for the stated purpose of protecting oneself from a pandemic, but you can still get and spread the disease, you still have to wear several facemasks, and the 'cure' is more likely to kill you than the lab-created coronavirus - but it does make you feel virtuous.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Nose:</b> Doc, are you one of them anti-vaxers?</span></p><p><b style="font-size: large;">Dr. Blade: </b><span style="font-size: medium;">A vaccine has always been defined by the payload of an inoculation, and the payload has always been an agent comprised of particles of inert pathogens meant to illicit a natural and overwhelming immune response to a particular strain of disease. A syringe with a full plunger of strychnine is not necessarily a vaccine. The inoculation, therefore, is simply the delivery system of the payload. Sometimes the payload is a vaccine. Sometimes the payload is an experimental gene-editing agent that turns your immune system into tiny 3d printers that spit out versions of Microsoft Windows 2020.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Nose:</b> But the Covid-19 vaccine...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Dr. Blade:</b> Call it a Chinocculation.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Nose:</b> </span><span style="font-size: large;">OK, fine. As I understand it, the Covid-19 Chinocculation is targeted towards the virus that has caused this current pandemic. It actually edits your genes using mRNA to re-write the code in our immune cells, forcing them to churn out spike proteins which are found on the surface of COVID-19. These spike proteins mimic a COVID invasion, and the newly programmed immune cells respond accordingly. They have now 'learned' to look for the spike. VOILA'! The natural immune system has been artificially improved.</span></p><p><b style="font-size: large;">Dr. Blade: </b><span style="font-size: large;">So what happens when the next much more deadly and virulent strain of the lab-created China virus crashes our party wearing the classic Groucho nose and glasses disguise, successfully hiding from the immune response bodyguards and specifically targeting those that had the earlier version of the Chinocculation?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Rubber Chicken: - -</b>> # ,>..>> -->>vV--::??</span></p><p><b style="font-size: large;">Dr. Blade: </b><span style="font-size: medium;">Would you rather trust God who created us in His image, and our natural immune response that has been honed to protect us since our fall from Eden - or would you rather trust Bill Gates and Anthony Fauci? Check your 'news' source on CNN and get back to me. </span></p><div><br /></div><p><br /></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-50290981831676393752021-03-11T07:44:00.004-05:002021-03-11T07:44:31.917-05:00 President Trump helps Harry with mowing the lawn during the Oprah / Meghan interview.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglpX9_04HREfvxCXP_eMdVRqpL6gFePToOwVWtHdQj-sxo-d6A-OkrSLDeBwEV3A1h3c3dTGrlg3WVSYNs-Ci6i5Q189AWgmKLjYau4JUyaWWnKjXB0tYZnWaHu4iq-DQ4e6OKUDCu81E/s756/marklemow.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="543" data-original-width="756" height="392" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglpX9_04HREfvxCXP_eMdVRqpL6gFePToOwVWtHdQj-sxo-d6A-OkrSLDeBwEV3A1h3c3dTGrlg3WVSYNs-Ci6i5Q189AWgmKLjYau4JUyaWWnKjXB0tYZnWaHu4iq-DQ4e6OKUDCu81E/w546-h392/marklemow.jpg" width="546" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-62524804839244649732021-01-14T07:11:00.004-05:002021-01-14T07:11:50.618-05:00Chattering Teeth Studios Bunker, Bar & Spa is moving south this week<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnFDq6I_mcnXfTVTB-rOAWh_CpWAmzYJCcSEkOtM-B38N5ClKzC5_O7iwpzH3lUoHAXXFmQXYpJw9uQ-HE8uNvndR4zHmELs23weSsKnln_ISuzwhX56jUgk-vVvPgKEEnaw6tiBknUTM/s605/texit.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="412" data-original-width="605" height="277" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnFDq6I_mcnXfTVTB-rOAWh_CpWAmzYJCcSEkOtM-B38N5ClKzC5_O7iwpzH3lUoHAXXFmQXYpJw9uQ-HE8uNvndR4zHmELs23weSsKnln_ISuzwhX56jUgk-vVvPgKEEnaw6tiBknUTM/w407-h277/texit.jpg" width="407" /></a></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p>The wife and I are moving about 16 mile south this week. I rented a U-Haul today to move all of the boxes and have a moving company scheduled for Saturday for the big stuff. Unlike last time, this move was desired on my wife and my part as this will get us closer to our grandbabies. We also have always wanted to live in Fenton.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Our current abode has treated us well and was a much needed sanctuary <a href="http://chatteringteeth.blogspot.com/2010/11/evictus.html">when we moved here in 2010</a>, albeit without options and under duress. I am not getting any younger and I will not miss these steps in this tri-level. I didn't know then that all of the hardships and stress we suffered 10 years ago would end up being such a blessing. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Who knows? Maybe the commie bullshit we are suffering through now will be a blessing when we look back on it in 10 years. I told the wife this week that if Texas ends up seceding, we will be moving there the following weekend. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Hey, we will be 16 miles closer by then, so no big whoop!</span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmWMahqnvL9gRjO2eQcPkx_0cd9c0uQj8FdexjNoFkoL9oNWc4ok2ay4jAcFFEXxLV2u8eocCXXIyFSaNJEWXx7acM9QlsqBZfjpHcA_dCMIs8Ur_RMPcU9bhkmnoksv7faBGWp7dzJaA/s400/evictus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="260" data-original-width="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmWMahqnvL9gRjO2eQcPkx_0cd9c0uQj8FdexjNoFkoL9oNWc4ok2ay4jAcFFEXxLV2u8eocCXXIyFSaNJEWXx7acM9QlsqBZfjpHcA_dCMIs8Ur_RMPcU9bhkmnoksv7faBGWp7dzJaA/s320/evictus.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-18956018427579890262020-12-26T06:52:00.003-05:002020-12-26T06:52:43.298-05:00Surveillance footage reveals unidentified man illegally dumping sewage outside mysterious RV minutes before explosion.<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6NCMigeMJMTL-D2_b-wNBCK4tbSIMQpWBfOwfSxRF7yB_op0l44GVxcFXh33Os_syjmc6YaZeRKZuEQJVQhmadOKghyphenhyphenVA-4bCT4fx7jycCoQvoKyfiEaHVmG8rs8iRZbVONLE2OB-qKM/s948/cousineddie.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="695" data-original-width="948" height="385" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6NCMigeMJMTL-D2_b-wNBCK4tbSIMQpWBfOwfSxRF7yB_op0l44GVxcFXh33Os_syjmc6YaZeRKZuEQJVQhmadOKghyphenhyphenVA-4bCT4fx7jycCoQvoKyfiEaHVmG8rs8iRZbVONLE2OB-qKM/w525-h385/cousineddie.png" width="525" /></a></div><p><br /></p> Apparently, the shitter was full.<p></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-16999723365840285812020-11-22T20:41:00.004-05:002020-11-22T20:45:24.597-05:00 Trump Won<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Time for another free flow of consciousness post, complete with punctuation and speelling issues, and maybe a run-on sentence or three, because I am so steaming pissed off and I have no desire to run this through the grammar police. Maybe theses thoughts have already been stated by others. Maybe not. I don't care. These are my thoughts, unfiltered, with no purposeful Biden-like plagiarism. For these are my thoughts. There may be many like it, but this one is mine. My opinion is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My core beliefs without me, are useless. Without my core beliefs, I am useless... So here goes. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />Now I read that Sidney Powell is being sidelined. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />We have heard from talking heads that the shocking charges of fraud that Sidney Powell has been making, culminating in the Thursday briefing, that there were only two things that could be true. Either Powell is a crazy lunatic making baseless charges that massive fraud was in play; OR that proof is offered to the satisfaction of some corrupt judges that would convince them to rightfully overthrow the fake and manufactured election results and thereby result in the re-election of Donald Trump. One or the other must be true, right? Crazy person or prophet. The same is said about Jesus Christ, and He was crucified, so which does that make Him?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />Regardless of how this is ultimately scored, Trump won.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />"Where's your proof?" With respect to Powell: “She never demonstrated that a single actual vote was moved illegitimately by software from one candidate to another. Not one.” Right, Tucker? For the record, that buffoon is of no relation to me.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />Last I knew, Tucker wasn't on the Supreme Court, and otherwise has no standing to make petulant demands for proof. I know inherently that Trump won. My goodness, that dementia-riddled Biden couldn't even fill his 12 large circles at his choreographed 3 minute speeches during his basement campaign (4 minute rallies if you count the time taken up by the two car horns). This is the guy who secured many million more votes than Obama? That he somehow beat Trump when Republicans basically swept the House and kicked Pelosi's ass?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><span style="font-size: large;">I may have been born on the back of a turnip truck at night, but my momma didn't raise no vegetable.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />Is it easier to believe that the election was on the up-and-up, and that Biden won fair and square, or is it easier to believe the the deep state used these Dominion voting machines run with malicious software (coupled with a pile of fake mail-in ballots to provide cover) for the purpose of ensuring this false outcome? We are being asked to disbelieve our lying eyes.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"> <br />We have been horribly penetrated by hordes of enemies, not only of this country, but enemies of humanity. They are evil incarnate. The deep state has long tentacles. They can seemingly get to anyone. Maybe even me, and would have already if my audience of readers ever eclipses the current "3". Case in point - Powell is being "distanced". </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />So if the usurper puppet Biden is installed, what's a patriot to do? Well, what I won't do is sit cross-legged in the street and scream "NOOO!" like that leftist gender-neutral tool we have had so much meme fun with ever since Trump was announced the winner in 2016. What I won't do is wear black pajamas and burn down small businesses, topple offending statues and beat up old people, like a leftist coward. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />No, we patriots will become part of a 80 million strong resistance. There will be no healing, for there is no common ground. Maybe the damage they do to this Republic will be irreparable. But resist we much. We must and we will much about that be committed.<br /> <br />Trump won. He won by a landslide. That's the good news. The bad news is that it is looking increasingly likely that Biden will be inaugurated in January. I haven't given up hope, and I still pray for a Hail Mary that President Trump will defeat the deep state, the criminals at the highest echelons of the State Department, the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, Silicon valley, the fake news, and all of their puppets in the communist democrat party. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;">It's a tall order. But our God is Great. All in it's time. Please, Lord. Let the time be now.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-41770887543156967392020-10-26T07:33:00.001-04:002020-10-26T07:51:58.568-04:00Does he know it's Not Christmas? - Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection<p> I know many folks have an unwritten rule not allowing Christmas music to be played until after Thanksgiving, so what better time for Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection than before Halloween?</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxGdlbzsspGbH-WieC6am0oTyPF1xvvGu-mQEo8CZ1pcwl19ACvu0ysrldhRMwcJjRfg2KlXPtj5Xz8wltluWFmy5_pC0Rqk2UVSJPeTPopdBUKsN8f51xJv-3sGq_o2RzfZe_gRb8HKA/s1020/sleepyjoesholiday.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="766" data-original-width="1020" height="363" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxGdlbzsspGbH-WieC6am0oTyPF1xvvGu-mQEo8CZ1pcwl19ACvu0ysrldhRMwcJjRfg2KlXPtj5Xz8wltluWFmy5_pC0Rqk2UVSJPeTPopdBUKsN8f51xJv-3sGq_o2RzfZe_gRb8HKA/w484-h363/sleepyjoesholiday.png" width="484" /></a></div><br /><p><span style="font-size: large;">Chattering Teeth Music presents the most confusing collection of Christmas songs ever assembled. Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection - Does he know it's Not Christmas?</span></p><p><span style="background-color: #04ff00; color: red;"><marquee><span style="font-size: large;">"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like a Red Wave (everywhere you go)"</span></marquee><br /></span></p><p><span style="background-color: #04ff00; color: red; font-size: large;">“Silent Election Night (in Biden's Headquarters)”</span></p><p><span style="background-color: #04ff00; color: red; font-size: large;">“Grandpa Got Run Over by the Trump Train"</span></p><p><span style="background-color: #04ff00; color: red; font-size: large;">"Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Lock it Down!"</span></p><p><marquee style="background-color: #04ff00;"><span style="color: red; font-size: large;"></span></marquee></p><p><span style="background-color: #04ff00; color: red; font-size: large;">“O Cry, All Ye Faithful Democrats (Joyless & Defeated)”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Now, for the first time, we bring you all of the great holiday songs you know by heart, unrecognizably stuttered by none other than Sleepy Joe Biden. </span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">“(There’s No Place Like My Basement) For the Holidays.”</span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">“All I Want For Christmas Is My Short Term Memory"</span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">“Pelosi the Red-Nosed Democrat”</span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">“I Saw Biden Sniffing Santa Claus.”</span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">“Frosty the Basement Window”</span></p><p><span style="background-color: red;"><span style="color: #04ff00; font-size: large;"></span></span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">“Lunch Box Joe, Did You Know?”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">The perfect way to enjoy this holiday season on the threshhold of President Trump's second term. 50 songs on 2 records or 2 8-track cassettes for just $19.95.</span></p><p><span style="background-color: #04ff00; color: red; font-size: large;">“Please, Hunter (Don’t Get high This Christmas).” </span></p><p><span style="background-color: #04ff00; color: red; font-size: large;">“Up on the Housetop (Basement Ceiling)”</span></p><p><span style="background-color: #04ff00; color: red; font-size: large;">“Rockin' Around the Basement Furnace (Christmas Tree)"</span></p><p><span style="background-color: #04ff00; color: red; font-size: large;">“What Child Is This? (and Who Am I?)” </span></p><p></p><p><span style="background-color: #04ff00; color: red; font-size: large;">“Baby, It’s Cold Upstairs”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Don't miss this opportunity to receive this exclusive collection that can be mumbled by the entire family! Just sent $19.95 plus a $million, billion for shipping, sniffing and handling. </span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">“Away in the Cellar"</span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">“Jill to the World (Joe's Hot Pocket Is Done)"</span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">"When My Heart Finds My Pop Tart"</span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">“Walking in the Winter Root Cellar"</span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">“It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Day (nap time)"</span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">“Mele Feliz Kalikimaka Navidad”</span></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">"White Christmas (You ain't black)</span></p><p></p><p><span style="background-color: red; color: #04ff00; font-size: large;">"Blond leg Hairs, Cockroaches floating in the Community Pool"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Looks like a cold cold winter in the Biden basement, so..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">C'mon, man! Order now!</span></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-81501976321266814072020-10-25T09:58:00.000-04:002020-10-25T09:58:00.416-04:00Too Tall Trump<p> Is it me, or has Barron had a wicked scary growth spurt?</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxhwy43IMa3PhsxekPxnaCCFLFQn_f1bxBNQJYS4aYFmiXCvt2wh2x4Qb4x4zPq7mweZLn7VIaNheFGM5YB9drkYg31G_5O3F7MSGLiyX86yegPYQf5_T9quUuxTBj3zprdotqZxcft0k/s754/BARRON2052.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="573" data-original-width="754" height="352" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxhwy43IMa3PhsxekPxnaCCFLFQn_f1bxBNQJYS4aYFmiXCvt2wh2x4Qb4x4zPq7mweZLn7VIaNheFGM5YB9drkYg31G_5O3F7MSGLiyX86yegPYQf5_T9quUuxTBj3zprdotqZxcft0k/w463-h352/BARRON2052.png" width="463" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-26407298966265972722020-10-24T08:30:00.003-04:002020-10-24T08:30:34.998-04:00Biden's Cold Winter at his Kitchen Table<p><span style="font-size: large;">“It’s not about his family and my family. It’s about your family, and your family’s hurting badly,” he said. “If you’re a middle-class family, you’re getting hurt badly right now. You’re sitting at the kitchen table this morning deciding...</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsadcjAhOEt8SaPyCEM3882awksdN9MXHDVF1Di3WfJWx0Hyj9mXwqzggmhbXbx6a0QWitRCY1cBvLO5Id0EHTJWppW1Uj6cSaf_pU9zI3Uv30wdJcJdTAPSy3gzx-gIOnQdXETkUzlu0/s1020/bidencolddarkwinter.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="766" data-original-width="1020" height="360" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsadcjAhOEt8SaPyCEM3882awksdN9MXHDVF1Di3WfJWx0Hyj9mXwqzggmhbXbx6a0QWitRCY1cBvLO5Id0EHTJWppW1Uj6cSaf_pU9zI3Uv30wdJcJdTAPSy3gzx-gIOnQdXETkUzlu0/w481-h360/bidencolddarkwinter.png" width="481" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Well, we can’t get new tires, they’re bald, because we have to wait another 4 years or so to run for president again when I'm 104. Are we going to be able to pay the mortgages on the numerous mansions and lake homes when China comes knocking? Who’s going to tell Hunter he can’t go back to Ukraine? </span></p>DaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.com7