tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post4147591954847164702..comments2023-11-05T05:14:04.834-05:00Comments on Chattering Teeth: THIS IS NOT A DRILLDaBladehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-13944849685956022592018-01-15T07:24:12.579-05:002018-01-15T07:24:12.579-05:00Jess, if I find myself lying in a storm sewer in M...Jess, if I find myself lying in a storm sewer in Maui, you can bet there are mai tais involved. way better protection against false missile warnings.<br /><br />Z, Yikes! I'm not sure I would have been able to read the all clear text while curled into the fetal position and sucking my thumb (mai tais again :) Not sure the sailboat strategy is sound, but sure beats laying in a storm sewer. BTW, How can I get an XL T-shirt that says "I got laid in a Hawaiian sewer"?<br /><br />Kid, HAha! I like the union guy suggestion. Of course, a few weeks on this strenuous job will drive him to claiming disability.DaBladehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-27346194764647839712018-01-14T18:25:26.945-05:002018-01-14T18:25:26.945-05:00LOL, Hilarious. Biden Is a potted plant.
Nuke on...LOL, Hilarious. Biden Is a potted plant.<br /><br />Nuke on the way? No big deal, just stop drop and roll right?<br /><br />As far as a button pusher to replace the Hawaii guy, I nominate the UAW guy who's job it is to push the button to get the line moving again, but is always in the bathroom or on break when it needs to be pressed. Problem solved.Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05287399775879832602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-6974902029902958222018-01-14T17:33:58.138-05:002018-01-14T17:33:58.138-05:00My stepdaughter was on a sailboat off Maui when sh...My stepdaughter was on a sailboat off Maui when she got her alert! But, thankfully, by the time she read her texts, both messages were there...the scary one and the 'all okay' one...<br />She thinks being on her sailboat makes her safe from nukes...<br />And she thinks this was a ploy to get attention and money for Hawaii! Says there are T Shirts and other things for sail now on Facebook, etc., and so she thinks it was 'for profit'....!!!!Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15989573357446569262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-90032291395424167042018-01-14T12:50:54.070-05:002018-01-14T12:50:54.070-05:00I hope it is. The sound mind of a normal person is...I hope it is. The sound mind of a normal person is needed to place "Do Not Push" buttons at key positions at civil defense facilities. That way children won't be unnecessarily placed in storm sewers, unless they absolutely need the experience to appreciate their smart phones. Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15969361446367636746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-35949851818124749882018-01-14T10:42:02.066-05:002018-01-14T10:42:02.066-05:00Ed, is this an official application for the positi...Ed, is this an official application for the position of Chief Civil Defense Button Engineer? Yours if'n you want it!!!DaBladehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3479178080500206440.post-12162945780528032482018-01-14T09:23:23.423-05:002018-01-14T09:23:23.423-05:00I once programmed a button on the front of a machi...I once programmed a button on the front of a machine I designed for a friend.<br />The button said "Do NOt Push!"<br />If you pushed it, it went to a screen that locked with a Password and said:<br />"Call the boss, he'll unlock the screen".<br /><br />I had to remove the password protection.<br />He got tired of having to come out to the machine.Ed Bonderenkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03724552853113809036noreply@blogger.com