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Monday, June 7, 2010

Sh*t Helen Thomas Says

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New this fall on Al Jazeera TV, it's the new comedy, "Sh*t My Teacher Says". You'll laugh uproariously at the off-the-cuff...
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Friday, June 4, 2010

Hey Obama! You're soaking in it!

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Listen to Madge the busybody's reasons for becoming a manicurist in this old Palmolive commercial. This is the exact same answer Obama c...
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Thursday, June 3, 2010

I'VE GOT A SPECIAL PURPOSE!

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HAHA! My letter from Steve Martin made Letters of Note ! I'm SOMEBODY NOW!
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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

BP's Oil Repelled by B.O.'s B.S.

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The leak responsible for gushing 800,000 gallons of oil a day into the Gulf of Mexico has finally been plugged with Obama's used telepro...
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Friday, May 28, 2010

Did you plug the hole yet daddy?

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

A Parting Shot From Editorial?

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Does that spell what I think it spells?
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

A Beautiful Progressive Mind

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I am celebrating 4/20 day today. Yes, I am well aware that it is April 22nd and many of my cohorts in cannabis consumption have already cele...
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

CAGE THOSE MANGY COYOTES!

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I believe I know what this is all about and I am ouraged! Arizona lawmakers on Tuesday passed one of the toughest pieces of immigration-enf...
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Illeism - the act of referring to oneself in the third person

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DaBlade believes we have to add to this list .
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

CT EXCLUSIVE: Another Adoption Gone Bad

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The 48-year-old Obama was sent alone on a one-way flight back to Kenya today by his American adoptive citizens with a note pinned to his lap...
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RUN JOHN, RUN!

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Englers Back in Michigan Former Michigan Gov. John Engler and his wife, Michelle, have bought a lakefront home in Shiawassee County, fueling...
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Monday, April 12, 2010

"uhhh... I'm Pro-Choice Because I Said So!"

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This story made me sick to my stomach - Gendercide: China's shameful massacre of unborn girls means there will soon be 30m more men than...
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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Obama the Destroyer, and other one-liners

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I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "W...
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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Vision Restored For Three Formally Blind Mice!

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Obamacare is no sooner signed into law and suddenly scientists find a cure for mice blindness . Coincidence? Faux News would have you think ...
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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Southbound

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The following is my FB profile picture update for today that I though I should share here... We've hit a debtberg and are taking on enti...
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