Chattering Teeth
Saturday, March 31, 2012

My trip to ALDI

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First, let me just say to all the folks with steady work who refuse to sacrifice taste for a pocket full of Lincolns, there is a new playa i...
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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Pickled Peppers in a land called Honah Lee

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BiteMe Biden botched a batch of bitter bogus boondoggles Gaffe-prone Vice President Joe Biden has done it again, this time mistakenly thanki...
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Friday, March 9, 2012

Why Gas Costs Skyrocketing

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Wednesday, March 7, 2012

A Philosophical Night With Sandra Fluke

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Imagine you are an unattached Georgetown University male philosophy major and it's 2 minutes before 2AM, closing time at the local wate...
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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

History teaches us that THE OBAMIAN PERSECUTIONS will backfire

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I ran across this article on ancient Rome's DECIAN PERSECUTIONS (on pbs.org of all places) and was struck by the raw similarities to wha...
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Friday, January 27, 2012

My Daily Haiku with my Barbie collection

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I call this one... "Lather rinse and repeat" : Life is rock and roll Sisyphus Vesuvius Pyroclastic flow Discuss. If you're lik...
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Sunday, January 15, 2012

The Secular Grinch

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He HADN'T stopped Tebow from Tebowing! IT CAME! Somehow or other, it came just the same! It came without ribbons! It came without tags! ...
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Monday, January 9, 2012

Woman hit with tacos during argument in Flint

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Think outside the pun FLINT, Michigan — A woman was struck with tacos Thursday after getting into an argument with her child's father in...
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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Children of the Corn

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In an attempt to shrug off his expected poor showing in today's Hawkeye Cauci, Republican Presidential hopeful Jon Huntsman was quoted l...
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Sunday, December 25, 2011

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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For 2,000+ years in a row... Merry Christmas!
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Sunday, December 18, 2011

Endorsement Alert! Newt Gingrich's coat button

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It stands the best chance of taking out Obama.
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Saturday, December 17, 2011

Radioactive Metal from Iran

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This is not what I mean by "radioactive metal"... Pictured: "Ayatollah Ali 'ZZ Top' Khamenei", supreme leader a...
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Monday, December 12, 2011

Obama's Christmas Booze (a Chattering Teeth song parody)

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I am aware I may be committing a blogdemeanor by taking a shortcut and posting the following song parody. It's just that my wife really ...
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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Mitt Romney loses fortune in a series of ill-advised $10,000 wagers

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FLASH FORWARD: ONE DAY IN 2013 ASSOCIATED PRESS - After losing the Republican presidential nomination for the 2012 election, Mitt Romney se...
Thursday, December 8, 2011

Mysterious object near Mercury identified!!

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The Mysterious planet-sized object spotted near Mercury created a firestorm of speculation on the internet that it belonged to a cloaked al...
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