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Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Kid's Predictions

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What you are about to read is ground-breaking prophesy by the one and only Kid of the infamous Diary of a Right Wing Pussycat . It has been ...
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Monday, May 27, 2019

Nancy Pelosi orders a Triple Martini

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The DNC just tweeted a video montage of Nancy Pelosi that was heavily edited to the point where it appeared she had a string of coherent ...
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Monday, May 20, 2019

Trump Topiary Tuesday

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Rep. Justin Amash, R-Mich., became the first Republican to publicly accuse Trump of engaging in “impeachable conduct”...  and gets free l...
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Sunday, May 19, 2019

Schwarzenegger Snuggled and awkwardly kissed by Joe Biden

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Arnold Schwarzenegger savagely attacked and awkwardly kissed by Joe Biden , who was then swiftly pinned down by security.
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Friday, May 17, 2019

JUST BECAUSE I AM PRO CHOICE DOES NOT MEAN I AM PRO SLAVERY

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It's really just a matter of viability. A slave cannot fend for itself outside of the cotton fields... and really when you think about...
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Sunday, May 12, 2019

AOC presides

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AOC briefly takes Pelosi's spot which is good, because she is obviously still teething...
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Monday, May 6, 2019

Trump in cars getting Lunch

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BLOG NARRATOR : Ever since he resigned as Secretary of Defense last December, James 'Mad Dog' Mattis has been President Trump...
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Sunday, May 5, 2019

"Creepy Joe" disqualified for awkward Kiss in 2019 Kentucky Derby

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Kentucky Derby history was made Saturday at Churchill Downs in Louisville.  Chattering Teeth News - Maximum Security was undefeated and...
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Saturday, May 4, 2019

Cohen Eats Bucket of POCs From Planned Parenthood

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Chattering Teeth News - During Thurday's witch hunt House Judiciary Committee hearing, Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) ate a bucket of KFC chic...
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Monday, April 29, 2019

AVATAR II - DEMATARD

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Chattering Teeth News - Hillary's Avatar joins an already crowded Democrat freak show candidate stage in the  latest futile attempt t...
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Friday, April 26, 2019

Happy Anniversary Babe! (Now go get me a cold one!) Part Trente-Trois

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Today, my wife and I celebrate our 33rd wedding anniversary. Also on this day in history - April 26, 1986, the world’s worst nuclear power p...
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Thursday, April 25, 2019

Hey Bartender

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Joe Biden makes it official and formally announces he is running for president in 2020. Of course, Joe Biden is so old, he will make it offi...
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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Hanging Curve Balls

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I've been sitting on the blog sidelines quite a bit lately. Blogging can be like a long baseball game - sometimes I get bored and end up...
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Thursday, April 11, 2019

I love the pro-life generation

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Very proud of my 'baby' boy 'JC' who graduates from Ave Maria University at the end of this year. Pictured here, front row ...
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Friday, April 5, 2019

New Dry Shampoo - Awkward Kiss No Mo!

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Hi! Billy Mays here again, for "Awkward Kiss No Mo" Dry Shampoo hairspray and fire retardant. If you are a Latina democrat pol...
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