Amy Winehouse Corn Flakes (free dirty syringe inside every box)

Cereal maker Kellogg's made headlines recently for being the first sponsor to cut ties with Olympic swimmer and pot head, Michael Phelps. The move infuriated dope smoking hippies across the country who are threatening to take their munchies habit elsewhere. Kellogg's is a family brand, explained a company spokesperson, with the official statement explaining that: "Michael's most recent behavior is not consistent with the image of Kellogg. His contract expires at the end of February and we have made a decision not to extend his contract."

The spokesperson did say that Kellogg's was pleased to announce a new endorsement contract when Michaels expires...

(and Amy Winehouse completes her latest rehab probation requirements)