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Report: Obama Pursues Deal With Russia to Slash Nuclear Weapons
Obama will propose a mutual slashing of nuclear weapons by 80 percent. Of course, the carrot to bring Russia to the table is Obama's promise to not pursue the U.S. missile defense shield in Eastern Europe. This is called "taking your eye off the freakin' ball!"

Obama will waste time negotiating with Russia about some meaningless old nucs that are probably due for the recycling bin anyways. In any case, there is almost no threat these weapons would ever be used against us. In answer to Sting's long ago speculation, the old Soviet guard does love their children. Al queda is a different story.

Meanwhile, Iranian presidential madman Mahmood Ahkmadeenadude (who hates his children) celebrated yesterday and stated, "Dear Iranians, your children have put the first home made Improvised orbiting device satellite thingy into orbit".

North Korea is taking steps for a ballistic missile test, probably planning to send a missile over Japan in provacative fashion again, or just to be dicks.

Regardless of whether or not Obama will say it, we ARE in a WAR ON TerrorisM. A chief threat in this war involves terrorists getting their hands on a nuclear weapon and using it against us. The Russians will not sell theirs (or allow materials to be stolen). Therefore, Obama is wasting his time and has given away the one defense we would have had against rogue launches from Iran and/or NK.

"I screwed up," says Obama.

How many more times will we hear him say this over the next four years and what will it cost us?