Saturday, June 27, 2009

Free DaBlade!



These men in suits and dark sunglasses found my lair. They say they work for someone called "The One" who is graciously allowing me this possibly one last blog post. They promise they will stop the aggressive interrogation techniques and let me go if I'm able to get 30 unique user comments to this post. He says he will even count the ones from those who beg him to keep me, so please libs, by all means - help me gain my freedom!

Lest you think this is a cheap stunt to drive traffic to this blog, "The One" is offering the following proof of life and proof of how serious he is...



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13 comments:

  1. LindaJune 28, 2009 at 8:43 AM

    Did some woman take off all your clothes? Please, let him go, we will miss him!

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  2. Judge SotomayorJune 28, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    Being a Latino female, I know this man is harmless. Free him (after 20 or 30 years). He is a white male after all.

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  3. LindaJune 28, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    Judge Sotomayor? The JUDGE?

    I think you are going to have to stay where you are..there aren't enough comments to let you go!

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  4. ChuckJune 28, 2009 at 5:47 PM

    I'm not usre how unique my comments are, hopefully it helps though

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  5. AnonymousJune 29, 2009 at 8:17 PM

    I put out a call to all of your friends I could locate...seeking contribution to the ransom demand. Sorry, the collection total was only $6.28 plus a tarnished Journal U pin. Looks like you stay incarcerated. Try not to drop the soap.

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  6. PIC-PICJune 30, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    Free DaBlade!!! Your aggressive interrogation techniques are only going to make him madder!!

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  7. PIC-PICJuly 1, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    I will march with my conservative brothers and sisters!!! Power to the people!! Repeat after me- No DaBlade, No Peace, No DaBlade, No Peace, No DaBlade, No Peace!!!! LOUDER!!!

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  8. CartmanJuly 4, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    Has "THE ONE" sent you to the Bahamas as punishment yet ??

    If so, I'm startin a blog tomorrow..

    "All hail the son"

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  9. ShangJuly 5, 2009 at 8:17 AM

    "We shall overcome, we shall overcome, we shall overcome, some day..."

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  10. dmarksJuly 5, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    "We shall overcome, we shall overcome, we shall overcome, some day..."

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  11. DaBladeJuly 6, 2009 at 7:15 AM

    While just shy of the goal, this angry mob could not be ignored. Pic Pic... Your call to arms reminds me of the Belushi scene in Animal House... "Who's with me? Let's go! Come on! (AHHHHH!!!!)"

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  12. PIC-PICJuly 6, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    Did we give up after Germany bombed Pearl Harbor?? Come on!!!- Let's go!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!

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  13. ZJuly 6, 2009 at 10:07 PM

    DaBlade...you absolutely slay me! I love that note..hilarious!

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