PCSI Fort Hood (Politically Correct Speech Investigation)

Re: The shooting rampage at Fort Hood that killed 13 people.

Barack Hasan Obama: “We don’t know all the answers yet, and I would caution against jumping to conclusions until we have all the facts.”

Facts:
Hmmm... let's see. We know Major Nidal Malik Hasan was a practicing Islamofacist, not some much as evidenced by his shouting of “Allahu Akbar”, but more by the discharging of his firearms and killing of brave American patriots.

We know that Hasan was shot by a civilian policewoman, Kimberly Munley, in the incident. This blogger will go out on a limb here and call Ms. Munley a hero, even though Obama would just as soon I wait for all the facts. Who knows, she may have acted stupidly by not reading Hasan his rights.

I would caution here that there is absolutely no proof that Hasan was actually born in Hawaii, or if he still qualifies to some day be elected as the President of the Untited States.

Imam Mohammed Abdullahi says Islam is "not responsible" for Hasan's murderous and cowardly actions. In an unrelated story, the pot called the kettle a "shade of gray".

This reminds me of the scene from Stripes, where Francis insists on being called Psycho under threat of great bodily harm... only with a slight twist:

"My name is Imam Mohammed Abdullahi, but don't say that Islam was responsible for Nidal Malik Hasan going on a psycho killing spree. If any of you great satans call him Muslim, I'll kill ya."

Barack Hasan Obama: Do not jump to conclusions here. I know first hand that it is very possible that Hasan spent 20 years worshipping to racist hate-speech in his mosque without "catching that sermon".

Imam Mohammed Abdullahi: By the way, I'd like to give a shout out to the 12th Imam. Yo, you're number one with me dog!