Will Truth of Benghazi Escape Captivity From WH Basement?

OPERATOR: 911, what's your emergency?
TRUTH ABOUT BENGHAZI: "I've been kidnapped, and I've been missing for 8 months... And I'm here. I'm free now."

Today's hearings on Benghazi is an opportunity for truth to finally escape through the torn screen door, where it has been held captive and repeatedly raped in the White House basement for the last 8 months.

During Truth's captivity, the administration gave birth to a lie and named it "disgusting video of the prophet", and this baby was fed and nurtured and loved by the media (despite suspicions that the lie was a product of repeated rape of truth by Obama, Hillary, Susan Rice, and the rest of the WH gang)

PICTURED: Obama and Hillary:  The Lies of Benghazi
h/t Dag Barkley

Funny comic, funny man! But "if you've ever tripped and fallen while dodging imaginary Bosnian gunfire - hitting your head on your club-like cankle which resulted in a subdural hematoma of the transverse sinus venous thrombosis, you know how painful that can be."

HILLARY: What difference at this point does it make?

Some of Obama's neighbors spent Tuesday second-guessing themselves, questioning why they hadn't noticed signs earlier and if they could have prevented the horrors of lies regarding the Benghazi attack from the clutches of this criminal and inept administration.

"It was like nothing was happening. But yet it was happening, Truth was right in front of our face and we didn't even know." Oh sure, Some Republicans, Rush Limbaugh and Fox News have been saying from the beginning that they could see Truth's face peeking out of the greasy, grimy White House basement window and hear her faint screams for help, we just didn't want to believe them.

It's just incredible Truth may leak out from this horrendous nightmare, alive and safe today. Please welcome Truth with love. She needs to be embraced and welcomed back into society after her long and terrible hiatus.

Today's Benghazi hearing will either lead to Truth's long overdue freedom, or more likely the complicit mainstream state-controlled media will simply attack the three neighbor whistle-blowers who kicked in the door and rescued Truth.

As Americans, we need to stand up and stop the media from killing Truth and dragging her lifeless corpse through the streets again.