U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry includes 'a dreadful Crème Brûlée' when ranking Global threats

Yes, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry really said this:

"When I think about the array ... of global threats, think about this: terrorism, epidemics, poverty, the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction -- all challenges that know no borders. The reality is that climate change ranks right up there with every single one of them."

CHATTERING TEETH EXCLUSIVE! 
It seems he was just getting "warmed up"...

John Kerry ranks Global threats
Terrorism, epidemics, poverty, nukes, climate change... Genghis Khan, swift boats, did I already mention Global Warming? The Tea Party, videos that insult the prophet, Off brand Ketchups, undercooked jamón Ibérico, overcooked Wagyu with white truffle. The reality is that a bottle of 1788 Chateau Lafite being passed off as the vastly superior 1787 ranks right up there with every single one of them.