Chattering Teeth U

So you want to be a millionaire blogger? You want to know the secret to acquiring a million dollars while spending your mornings like DaBlade at Chattering Teeth U - slamming coffee and two-finger punching your QWERTY keyboard in rapid staccato while producing such bloggilicious results?

If you answered "YES, I want to be a millionaire blogger!" then YOU MUST ACT NOW by sending me a check in the very affordable amount of $38,000 and I will reserve your spot in the incoming freshman class here at Chattering Teeth U.

Our 3-Step Program will have you up and blogging with one million dollars in your bank account before you know it!

STEP ONE: Inherit one million dollars from your billionaire father
STEP TWO: Surround yourself with expensive Ukrainian beauties
STEP THREE: Get to bloggin' mister!

What your very affordable $38,000 tuition will include:
* A spot for your Avatar in our virtual dorm

* A slightly used Flobee, the revolutionary home haircutting system

* Chattering Teeth U Season Football tickets

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!

If you're one of the first 5,000 enrollees, I'll throw in a FREE PHOTO of you with a cardboard cutout of our beloved mascot, Chattering Teeth!

Still not sure if a Bachelor's Degree in Blogahaulics from the prestigious Chattering Teeth U is for you? Don't take MY word for it, take it from one of my assorted blog characters in this disturbing testimonial...

I was looking for something to do from home since this electronic ankle tether won't let me leave my yard and boy howdy am I offal glad I sent DaBlade my life's savings and you can prolly tell how much his courses have helped me string together my innermost thoughts in such a compelling manner but I'm still not sure how I get my million dollars now but Ill go ask him just as soon as I manage to saw thru my shin with this bone saw... Gullible Gabe

ACT NOW!