Uncle Sam Bound & Tortured For Last 8 Years By Chicago Thug Almost Free

CHATTERING TEETH NEWS - Throughout the last 8 years, the victim has been held hostage, repeatedly kicked and hit, all while he is tied up with his mouth taped shut. He was only released temporarily for short times in order to make him drink toilet water and suffer other untold indignations. The perpetrator encouraged other despots, dictators and third-world thugs to kick and abuse our unfortunate victim.

"Well, no more," thought the victim, as he had almost cut through the ropes that bound him. He would be completely free again in 2 weeks, "then we'll see what's what..."

Who could be responsible for this unprovoked and repeated assault?
Uncle Sam the latest victim "Point-em-out, Knock-em-out"

I was walking home alone through the National Mall last evening in my black patent leather shoes, neatly pressed red and white striped trousers, navy-blue tailcoat with the lapels trimmed in red and white stripes, and feeling well at ease under my matching Ten-Gallon bucket hat banded in white stars. I was minding my own business and whistling the Spangled Banner, when I felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end...