Monday, February 20, 2017

Cowpocalypse. It's started.

Police department in Connecticut warns residents about unfamiliar cattle
SUFFIELD, Conn. (WCMH)– The Suffield Police Department posted on their Facebook Sunday warning residents about two suspicious males going door to door in the area.

The suspects? Young cattle who had gotten loose and were wandering the area.

The department shared a photo of the culprits with a caption that said:
Early this morning officers responded to a complaint of 2 suspicious males going door to door trying to sell dairy products. Officers determined that the 2 individuals did not have a solicitors permit and were apprehended after a short foot pursuit. We would like to remind everyone to NEVER open your doors to any unfamiliar cattle.
There were no injuries reported in the incident.

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5 comments:

  1. KidFebruary 20, 2017 at 5:57 PM

    That's funny.

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  2. DaBladeFebruary 21, 2017 at 5:52 AM

    Barack was hoping the door bell was for him, but he didn't see any horns.

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  3. cubeFebruary 21, 2017 at 5:04 PM

    Ohhhh, you're bad. I'm not touching any of these comments because I do believe I have some hope in this world to become president... yeah, I guess if you believe in a snowball's chance in hell making it to the white house ;)

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  4. KidFebruary 21, 2017 at 10:38 PM

    Dude, ya owe me 10 bucks ! :-)

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  5. DaBladeFebruary 22, 2017 at 5:33 PM

    cube, it's always safe to distance yourself from my scribblings... just the same I welcome your ire :)

    Kid, It's in a government 'trust' fund.

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