Sunday, May 14, 2017

Happy Mummies Day From Pyongyang

Kim Jong-Un plans to spend a quiet Mother's Day in his mansion retreat in the Kusong region, launching missiles, ordering family executions and torturing a few prisoners for amusement.

After that, brunch with mother.  
Ko Young-hee was the North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-il's consort and mother of Kim Jong-un. She died over a dozen years ago. Surveillance satellite imagery reveals there is just a pile of shoveled dirt beside an empty grave at the Taesŏngsan Revolutionary Martyrs' Cemetery. 

A boy's best friend is his mother.

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7 comments:

  1. KidMay 14, 2017 at 3:10 PM

    Maybe mom is still telling him what to do.

    I understand Kim built a replica of the Bates motel where he occasionally goes to stab naked girls taking shower.

    PS - Let Kim know it is shumer, pelosi, holder, clinton and obama who are planning to assassinate him. Boy that'd clean things up pletty good.

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  2. dr hirkimerMay 15, 2017 at 6:31 AM

    It is time to give this Mother the Mother of all bombs.

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  3. DaBladeMay 15, 2017 at 7:17 AM

    Kid, Young-hee can be a little bossy, but the the "special ingredient" in her famous roadside Kimche is to die for. Hey! Has anybody seen uncle Jang?

    Ed, I agree kid's idea would have merit - if only shumer, pelosi, holder, clinton and obama weren't colluding with North Korea (start stating that as fact and see if it catches on. Seems like how that stuff works)

    'good' doctor, Have you heard that shumer, pelosi, holder, clinton and obama are colluding with North Korea? It's true.

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  4. KidMay 15, 2017 at 6:25 PM

    Oh hell, I put the BOLO out for Uncle Wang.

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  5. dr hirkimerMay 16, 2017 at 6:36 AM

    When I googled that Mr Blade,it sent me here:
    https://www.amazon.com/Electro-Deflecto-Unisex-Foil-Size/dp/B01I497JAM
    Are you alright, cuz? You may need some of the "good" dr's time.

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  6. ZMay 16, 2017 at 4:39 PM

    Looks like PSYCHO, doesn't it? NORMAN BATES with his shriveled up mummy of a mommy!! HA!

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  7. DaBladeMay 20, 2017 at 11:44 AM

    dr h, this tin foil hat doesn't come with a chin strap. Safety first!

    Z, Kim Jong-un says he is feeling much better now :)

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