REALLY???? Isn't this the same pie from Sarah's tweet?
Chattering Teeth News -A bombshell indictment may be forthcoming in the alleged pie tampering investigation, this blog reporter has learned. Special counsel Robert Mueller's sole focus will now be dedicated in getting to the bottom of #piegate. Was there Russian meddling in the preparation of Sarah Huckabee Sanders' chocolate pecan pie?
Once this investigation is completed, Mueller promises to get to those deleted Clinton emails, the uranium to Russia, and the fake dossier thingy (if there's still time).
The White House press secretary swears she didn't share a fake pie picture, and the White House lawyers are hopeful that the investigation will end soon and absolve Sarah of any kitchen collusion wrongdoing.
If Putin is involved then surely DPRK's comfort women have to be. I think they cooked up this pie. I'd check it for explosives.
ReplyDeleteAre those real pecans?
ReplyDeleteKid, we can only hope to Gaia that the NY Times and Washington Post and other fine 'pubications' can get to the bottom of this. Maybe the pie is riddled with listening devices.
ReplyDeleteEd, For the love of country, I volunteer to fully consume this pie (as long as Sarah swears she made it) and finally allow this country to heal.