Saturday, February 17, 2018

Olympic News

The first openly combustible bound bundle of sticks and twigs and a slang term for a cigarette skater have "come out" and medaled at Pyeongchang - proving that figure skaters don't have to be America-hating homosexuals.

5 comments:

  1. Yes, but did that transgender stick do a successful 'Triple Sow Cow' as verbalized by the homosexual commentator during its performance.

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  2. Great question, Kid. We may never know the answer as nobody actually watches this. BTW, is the Triple Sow Cow named after the women of The View?

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  3. That's the quad sow cow Mr Blade.

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  4. I think you were on point when you said nobody actually watches this because nobody cares. Too much politically correct backstory doesn't trump true athletic competition.

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  5. HAHA!!! ok kid, inspiration for a quick hitting and poorly executed photoshop. But it will make me feel better. Thanks. Royalty check on the way.

    cube, you are so right. I enjoyed the half pipe, curling and some of the ski jumping... but the back story crap usually was some leftist claptrap that turned me off the whole thing.

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