Directed by the original film's child star, Shia LaBeouf, and 100% filmed thru his livestream go-pro camera, the story will follow North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and South Korean President Moon Jae-in as they traverse the North's countryside. Smiling and holding hands, the Korean leaders applaud the citizens as they dig holes and forage for food in the plutonium-rich desert soil. Like the original movie, the sequel also has an ancient family curse as a back story for the inbred dictator from the north - and occasionally Li'l Rocket Boy will pick up a shovel and dig one shovel full but quickly gets winded before he can show his new friend where he buried one of his uncles. Eventually, the Korean leaders tire of LaBeof chanting, "he will not divide us!," and they bury him in a very deep and freshly dug crevice.
Well at least this story has a happy ending.
ReplyDeleteThe pollution must be really, really bad for China to issue a warning.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing China really doesn't like the idea of three armed citizens. That's too many hands to keep an eye on...but, it might help during harvest season...as long as they don't have too mouths, and a big appetite.
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ReplyDeleteOK, round two of this freaking cold/flu thingy (I thought I was over this?) has really knocked me for a loop, and over self medicating the coughs syrup may have something to do with the story line here. I knew it had to end somehow with LaBuffoon in the bottom of a hole, so mission accomplished I guess. And Jess, I didn't read about the pollution warning in China. I guess I will have to cancel my 'slow boat' cruise plans.
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