Why Would a Pig Follow a Man Home?
| Ohio police received a call at 5:26 a.m. Saturday (May 19) from a man who said he was trying to walk home from an Amtrak train station in Elyria but was being followed … by a pig. The man was unsure how to react. The police thought he was drunk and possibly hallucinating, but when they arrived at the scene, they found a sober man who was indeed being followed by a pig. |
Obviously, a full investigation needs to be launched. Why would a pig be so persistent when it was made clear to it time and time again that the man wanted nothing to do with it?
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LOL. I'd say something about a silk purse, but I don't want to scare the pig. She might slip down some stairs, during which she could break her hoof or, God forbid, require a burdensome back brace.
ReplyDeleteIn general, pigs are as smart as dogs and lots smarter than some dogs. I think this pig is lost and, in its distress, may think this man resembles his owner or someone familiar to him.
Animals and babies follow me around. When they do, I don't call the police. I just give them the slip ;)
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So come on and tell us about the Unacorn you saw in your dreams last night!
Your full of crap and you know it.
Hahahhaaa. I suspect the man was George Stephanawfulous
ReplyDeleteCube, You say 'silk purse' and I say 'baconator'. Just kidding. This poor li'l fella just wants a friend.
ReplyDeleteO&R, still no idea who those people are... but I don't get out much.
Kid, Nice! Did you want Sweet n' Sour, Honey Mustard, Hot Mustard, Spicy Buffalo, Ranch, Barbecue or just plain Ketchup with thos chicken dinner fingers?
I gotta try em all DaBlade at the risk of appropriating someone else's culture or -gasp- virtue signaling.
ReplyDeleteI ain't no dangblat raciss !
Pig and lipstick. Or pantsuit.
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