Obama returns to campaign trail with fiery speech; Trump counters, 'I fell asleep'
According to Dr Vinny Boombatz of the Neurological Institute for sleep disorders, he suspects President Trump has a rare form of Narcolepsy he calls "Obamniaplexy". People with this condition fall asleep without warning, anywhere, anytime when they hear Obama's voice.
"I'm sorry. I watched it, but I fell asleep. I found he's very good — very good for sleeping," Trump said about Obama's latest speech.
The president has been warned not to operate heavy machinery without ear protection against stray Obama rhetoric.
In other news, Anonymous may have been located in the White House basement...
Maybe the FDA needs to staple a warning on Obama's back to warn people of the possible hazards. That, and disclaimers before any news report.
ReplyDeleteNo need to warn me to stay away from the flapping purple lips. I learned that lesson a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteTrump should just give that dude his stapler back and be done with it.
ReplyDeleteAs far as barry, after DJT is done, he'll need about as much space as an outhouse for his library in S Chicago - the perfect place for it.
Cube, picture this - Chuck Todd's beard with obammy's purple lips right about where the chin is... I apologize in advance.
ReplyDeleteLOLs all around!
ReplyDeleteJust the thought of listening to Obama puts me zzzzzzzzzzzz........
ReplyDeleteEverybody be very quiet while Ed is napping..... he needs the beauty rest. ZING!
ReplyDeleteHey! It worked! I'm handsome!
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