While that so-called roundhouse kick wouldn't break a pane of glass in my old neighborhood, it might crack a smile of amusement. That is, unless his weak-assed kick was directed at a woman in my vicinity. If he did, he wouldn't be performing ballet any time soon.
Next up, we have these fruitloop man-hating bull-dike females and their male hairdresser dirty dancers protesting Brett Kavanaugh's Supreme Court confirmation this weekend. We Believe Survivors! We Believe Survivors!
No, No, No... I BELIEVE SURVIVOR!
The band, not the lyin' c*nt, Dr Stormy Ford.
Let's hear it for these true survivors...
Risin' up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the dream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger
Lastly, this one's not mine but I have to share...
I noticed that was in Toronto. In Toronto, they don't condone violence, or guns, unless you're an activist hairdresser, in a purple hoodie.
ReplyDeleteTigers... Man all I can think is Purr Purrr Purr Purrrrrrr Purrrr Purr. The Lion Sleeps tonight. With his Lioness. Purrrrr Purrr Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Kid. Purr purr purr. I don't know what else to say about this purr --- post.
ReplyDeleteJess, can you imagine the look on the face of this purple hoodie hairdresser after he winds up and unleashes this devastating roundhouse kick on an actual man (males who don't frequent his salon) and the dude doesn't move (or even flinch) and slowly starts to grin at him as he imagines what comes next...
ReplyDeleteKid, Eye of the Tiger bro! Kavanaugh is Rocky... Do you believe in the American dream, Rock?
Cube, this is a cat-free blog! Now look at all the hairballs....