Mr. Smollett, who is black and gay, had told the police that two white men (who were white and racist) jumped him, taunting him with homophobic and racial slurs and yelling “This is MAGA country.” The assailants, according to Mr. Smollett, who is black and gay, tied a rope around his neck (and throw him in the swamp) and poured bleach on him.
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We're back... and Jussie, who is black and gay, has made some poo poo.
But through some miracle and secret intercession...
HE IS FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST! THANK OBAMA ALMIGHTY, HE IS FREE AT LAST!
I have a dream that all black and gay children will one day live in a nation where they can hire two black Nigerians to beat them up and call them names, pay them by check, and lie to the police by saying it was two white dudes - get caught red-handed yet have all charges dropped due to their black and gay privilege. I have a dream today!
And now time for some celebrity reaction:
Barbra Streisand
“You can say ‘false hate crime attack’ but those Nigerians were thrilled to be there. It didn’t kill them. Jussie Smollett's financial contractual needs were his financial contractual needs coming from whatever childhood he has or whatever black and gay DNA he has.
The mayor, Rahm Emanuel, called the decision a “whitewash of justice.”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took exception to Rahm's racist hate-speech, reminding him that Smollett is black and gay.
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YOU take the cake...great post!
ReplyDeleteYou alluded to a 'dancer' at my place....who is the Dancer?
iSN'T THIS STORY HORRID? Nobody's THAT astonished that, in Chicago, this can happen, but IMAGINE if Trump was even rumored a bit to have helped someone like Obama apparently did with this guy? HELL TO PAY!!! THe media'd NEVER STOP. There would be hearings. Well, this media got the DNC/SOROS$$/Obama message and they're through with this story and, suddenly, on HEALTHCARE :-)
I say this is a transvestity and an abbhorance of the hooves of unbalanced justice scales and the rule of legal bribery. I am stunnedified and mismayed that, in this country of bipedals of all denominations, that something like this could happen while everyone still has their clothes on and Thank God for that. We must, all of us, sane, heterosexual, homosexual, those with 18 different fantastical genders, others who dream of Sears and Woolworth catalog images, must rise up and declare our collective ignorance and perversion to political prologue before the epicenters of time are consumed in the fireplaces of humanity's brick ovens.
ReplyDeleteJoin me dear friends and scream at the top of your lungs "Smollet is Not an Endangered Species!"
A small investment in the "Kid's Burkas Inc" IPO would also be appreciated.
Hey Z... I think it was Rush (or maybe Levin) that refers to Rahm as 'The Dancer' because he used to be a ballerina or something. Now that's just how I think of him in that tutu (tootoo?) anywho - As for zero culpability for obama - this is nothing compared to the last 2+ years of 'investions' and nary a media whisper of that marxist pos. ah well. Feels good winning.
ReplyDeleteKid, lol... once again you put things in circumperspection. Please find my contrivestment in your latest endeafever in your mailbox any day now.
I'm guessing Smollet will end up in some political organization, advance to a position where he has some authority, will make a pass at a male intern, and he'll have some more weeks of notoriety.
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ReplyDeleteMan! You been saving up the funny!
I'm so glad you're back off your meds again.
Jess, it could happen just like that! However, consider how many diversity boxes he checks and just how unfunny he is. Perfect for late night comedian show on a mainstream network.
ReplyDeleteEd, I only blog when I run out of the bottle water and have to revert to the Flint river.