O’Rourke says baseball is a sport that involves attempting to hit a high-velocity ball and designed to entertain people in a ballpark. Sure, it looks easy for a muscular and fit professional baseball player to shred the cover off the ball with a high-impact swing of the bat - but when I see this sport played by children... I saw a 9-year-old girl in Podunk, USA, cry after dribbling the ball 2 feet off a tee and failing to make it to first base before getting tagged out by the catcher!
And the hot dog? When this high-cholesterol, high-sodium weiner, when it hits your body, shreds everything inside of your body, your waistline and arteries, because it was designed to do that...
As for the apple pie and their classic pastry crust made from butter, flour and sugar... how could I hope to maintain my 6'4" 90-lb effeminate girlish figure by consuming these?
Forget about the Chevrolet and it's planet-destroying and fossil fuel guzzling combustible engine.
Hell yes. We’re going to take your baseball, your hot dogs. Your pie. Your cars. We’re not going to allow fellow Americans to enjoy unhealthy freedoms anymore.
After years of observation, I've determined liberals/socialists/communists/tyrants are far more dangerous than refined plutonium steak seasoning. Apparently, my assessment isn't shared by the above described warts on the ass of liberty.
ReplyDeleteagreed. and yet these kids are drinking their cool aid like good little Jim Jonesians.
DeleteThey're trying to take Mom too and already have in many cases.
ReplyDeleteYoungster: Mom are you a girl?
Mom: It's complicated son.
Haha!!! Well some 'lucky' penguins get to have two mommies, so there has to be some give for balance somewhere.
DeleteErasing America.
ReplyDeleteYep. That's on the B track side.
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