These men in suits and dark sunglasses found my lair. They say they work for someone called " The One " who is graciously allowing...

I want to wish everyone who happens to stumble upon this blog a very happy and safe Fourth of July holiday. Yes, I know I'm a little ear...

How ironic that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day. Both were famous for their "one-piece". One was famous f...

My boy claims he doesn't know where the idea for this comic came from, but it's clear to me that he was thinking about the state of ...

Dear Blog, I've tried to stay quiet on the whole Iranian revolution thingy because I didn't want to give the Ayatollah the impressio...

A new study: The most menacing predator of the seas has something in common with the most terrifying human predator. Now I have always enj...

Sometimes when I can't sleep because I'm worried about something, I'll just call the president. *ring* *ring* OBAMA: Hello? ME:...

It all started when Hillary fell in the White House basement and fractured her right elbow last Friday while on a secret mission from the pr...

From The Flint Journal: Rush Limbaugh listeners, critics respond to comments on bulldozing Flint Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh h...

This summer, the insect who dreamt he was a man. But now the dream is over... Chattering Teeth Pictures Presents... RETURN OF THAT IRRITATIN...

The Iranian Guardian Council (conducting a recount): "OK, who voted for that Mousavi fellow? A show of hands please." Disclaimer:...

Was Gary Bettman secretly counseling the AYaTollbooth kumquatei on how to steal the election away from pro-reform candidate Marian Hossa-ein...

I've been working on my longtime project of attempting to convert the basement freezer into a workable cryogenic chamber (at some point ...

Michiganders give Obama 71% approval rating in MSU survey Despite a sour economy, Michigan residents gave President Barack Obama a soaring 7...

A message from Cindy Crosby A message from Sidney Crosby Thanks MSgt Ed!