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Friday, November 29, 2013

The First Thanksgiving and Black Friday - Shopping like it's 1621!

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CHAPTER ONE - The First Thanksgiving In 1621, prior to anthropogenic global warming, the month of November was cold in New England. Freaki...
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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Obama Turkey Touts Iran Nuke Deal

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This might just be legit. Maybe now we can totally trust them!
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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Startling New Picture Shows Comet ICON May Be Breaking Up

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CHATTERING TEETH - A blogger and self-described stargazer from Swartz Creek, Michigan, known simply as 'DaBlade', has captured what ...
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Monday, November 25, 2013

Uncle Sam the latest victim "Point-em-out, Knock-em-out"

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I was walking home alone through the National Mall last evening in my black patent leather shoes, neatly pressed red and white striped trous...
Saturday, November 23, 2013

Dreams on Airforce One (S1, Episode 2) Starring President Obama and special guest Kanye West

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President Obama took a seat by the window of Air force One, as was his habit, so he could read about himself in natural light. The flight wa...
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Thursday, November 21, 2013

Blockbuster Trade Leaves Prince Fielder Hungry For Nachos

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I know I have been a little hard on Prince Fielder in the past with respect to his anemic and pathetic postseason flops, but now that he...
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Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Gettysburg Golf & Country Club

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President Obama’s Historic Gettysburg Slight   (An incomprehensible snub.) ? or simple Scheduling conflict? The most important step ...
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Monday, November 18, 2013

Cowboys & Indians & Army Men - The First Thanksgiving (and Fashion Show) Action Playset

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If you're like me, you like to sometimes 'time travel' in your head back to your childhood by viewing old photographs. I was in ...
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Saturday, November 16, 2013

The Raisins of Wrath and the fall of progressivism

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Chattering Teeth Pictures presents a first look at The Raisins of Wrath, a major motion picture still in development (in my head) and what ...
Thursday, November 14, 2013

Another Hitler Photobomb

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This linked article would have us believe that the Nazis invented photoshopping in 1914 and that the face in the crowd in this famous photo...
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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Why did Francis Bacon's Painting of 'Three Studies of Lucian Freud' sell for a whopping $142M, yet the portrait of Pope Francis with Bacon Vestment only went for $38 on eBay?

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Chances are, somewhere on your favorite news feed today is the story of the art dealer, William Acquavella (Aqua Velva?), who just paid a re...
Monday, November 11, 2013

"Deer just not as funny", state Wildlife officials, ever since an arrow has been removed from it's head

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The arrow-thru-the-head deer took the internet by storm last week, as pictures of the little fella's predicament met with gasps and an...
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Saturday, November 9, 2013

Partly Right-Wing with a Chance of Pork Meatballs

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If you're like me, you've heard the rumors about a massive and highly radiated floating garbage pile in the middle of the Pacific Oc...
Friday, November 8, 2013

DISCLAIMER: Eminem did not catch fire, and Brent Musburger did not really smoke crack in the making of today's blog entry

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If you're like me, after a hard day at work you like to go home, put on some baggy jeans down to your knees, hit on your crack pipe whil...
Tuesday, November 5, 2013

New and easy to use OBAMACARE FLOWCHART

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Obama: "What We Said Was You Can Keep It If It Hasn't Changed Since The Law Passed" The Obamacare law contains thousands of...
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