Chattering Teeth
Sunday, May 31, 2015

The Gypsy Newsstand Vendor

›
A passerby stops by a street vendor manning a "newsstand". The palaver of verbal confabulation was as follows: Passerby: Excu...
5 comments:
Monday, May 25, 2015

Obama's bizarre Memorial Day climate change speech at Arlington National Cemetery

›
President Obama will travel to Arlington National Cemetery today for the laying of the wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Presidenti...
13 comments:
Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Harbaugh to fumigate and rid campus of cockroaches?

›
Football coach Jim Harbaugh took to twitter to endorse 'American Sniper' after U-M cancels the showing of the movie on campus. ...
8 comments:
Monday, May 18, 2015

My trip to the crawl space

›
But first, happier times (yesterday) when my house (and Zeke, our 8-month-old German Shepard) enjoyed the wonders of running water. Fast f...
10 comments:
Friday, May 15, 2015

Political Nursery Rhyme Friday

›
Finally. some clarification from the Jebster. Let me be clear: “If we’re all supposed to answer hypotheticals, and knowing then what I k...
1 comment:
Monday, May 11, 2015

They Can't All Be Gems (Part 1,103)

›
From FOXNEWS : The kings of both Saudi Arabia and Bahrain will not attend this week's summit of Gulf nation leaders hosted by President ...
8 comments:
Saturday, May 9, 2015

A "BAD NEWS, GOOD NEWS" WEEK IN REVIEW

›
If you're like me, you like to start your Saturday by giving a friendly kiss to the live poisonous water moccasin you keep in your pillo...
3 comments:
Thursday, May 7, 2015

Moe Hominid Cartoon Contest Incites Slapstick

›
Nyuk nyuk nyuk. MOE , as in Moe Howard, an American actor and comedian best known as the de facto leader of the Three Stooges. HOMINID , a...
3 comments:
Monday, May 4, 2015

Texas Hunting Blind

›
Don't mess with Texas. Fly, meet honey. SALE! The manufacturer has lost his head! Buy one virgin decoy for $99.99 and get 71 virgin...
10 comments:
Sunday, May 3, 2015

May Madness: Floyd Mayweather Vs American Pharoah

›
First, American Pharoah wins the Kentucky Derby to go 6-0 and remain undefeated. Later that night, Floyd Mayweather beat Manny Pacquiao in a...
2 comments:
Thursday, April 30, 2015

Baltimore mom now Slaps Obama - Thank You, From a Grateful Nation

›
Toya Graham, the Baltimore mom caught on video slapping her son and pulling him out of the riot, has made the news again. This time for roug...
6 comments:
Wednesday, April 29, 2015

More Dreams of my Fodder

›
Obama curled up on the first couch after dinner for a nap. A bit of undigested Consomme En Croute and Wagyu Beef Tenderloin caused him to dr...
5 comments:
Tuesday, April 28, 2015

The Democrat Party - Giving voters who wish to destroy, space to do that

›
SHOCKING PHOTOS OF DETROIT After the riots last night in Baltimore. Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake admitted in a press conferen...
2 comments:
Friday, April 24, 2015

California Water Crisis Solved

›
Governor Jerry Brown sat on his tie dye beanbag chair, his bony and hairless legs protruding from his bath robe as he watched the latest MSN...
5 comments:
Wednesday, April 22, 2015

The Spherical Earth Day Theory

›
Happy Earth Day from here in mid Michigan, where we are expecting the temperature to reach a "high" of 42 degrees. The historical ...
6 comments:
‹
›
Home
View web version

About Me

My photo
DaBlade
Please be advised - Chattering Teeth is a thrilling, high speed, turbulent blog that includes sharp turns, sudden drops and stops. Please secure all hats, glasses, pocket protectors and loose change before embarking. For your safety, please keep your arms and legs within the blog at all times until it comes to a complete stop. In the unlikely event it becomes necessary for this blog to make a water landing, your seat cushion may function as a flotation device. If you are a democrat, please refer to placards for a graphic demonstration on how to engage a seat belt. We know this advanced technology can be frightening at first, especially if you're no Thomas Einstein. Please seek the help of a conservative if you entangle yourself. Enjoy the ride!!!
View my complete profile
Powered by Blogger.