Chattering Teeth
Monday, April 29, 2019

AVATAR II - DEMATARD

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Chattering Teeth News - Hillary's Avatar joins an already crowded Democrat freak show candidate stage in the  latest futile attempt t...
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Friday, April 26, 2019

Happy Anniversary Babe! (Now go get me a cold one!) Part Trente-Trois

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Today, my wife and I celebrate our 33rd wedding anniversary. Also on this day in history - April 26, 1986, the world’s worst nuclear power p...
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Thursday, April 25, 2019

Hey Bartender

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Joe Biden makes it official and formally announces he is running for president in 2020. Of course, Joe Biden is so old, he will make it offi...
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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Hanging Curve Balls

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I've been sitting on the blog sidelines quite a bit lately. Blogging can be like a long baseball game - sometimes I get bored and end up...
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Thursday, April 11, 2019

I love the pro-life generation

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Very proud of my 'baby' boy 'JC' who graduates from Ave Maria University at the end of this year. Pictured here, front row ...
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Friday, April 5, 2019

New Dry Shampoo - Awkward Kiss No Mo!

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Hi! Billy Mays here again, for "Awkward Kiss No Mo" Dry Shampoo hairspray and fire retardant. If you are a Latina democrat pol...
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Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Breadlines Form For Airport Croissants After AOC's Visit

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ChatteringTeeth News: Just like a good li'l socialist, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez causes breadlines when hardly even trying. Her airpor...
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Tuesday, April 2, 2019

flaming debris

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"Wind energy is a green energy source and does not cause pollution." Wind turbine catches fire in Huron County A wind turbin...
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Friday, March 29, 2019

Take a chance and win some crap!

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From Tucker Carlson (no relation): "  Schiff is back on the House Intelligence Committee. He chairs it... He's an unbalanced hac...
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Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou

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Jussie Smollett, who is black and gay, has charges dropped. Mr. Smollett, who is black and gay, had told the police that two white men (wh...
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Friday, March 1, 2019

"It may be rice wine to you, but it's still sake to me!"

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I know most of you are old enough to remember the TV show Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, that sketch comedy television program that ran fr...
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Saturday, February 23, 2019

BREAKING: MUELLER REPORT ADVANCE PEEK

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CHATTERING TEETH NEWS - This blog has secured an advance peek at the Mueller collusion report and his puppeteers are not going to be happy! ...
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Friday, February 22, 2019

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HAHA!!! Statue vandals seem to have mistaken WWII hero for actual Lee target statue... If you don't succeed...  Try, try again.
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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Dances with Lawsuits

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Nick Sandmann’s Attorney has filed a lawsuit against the Washington Post for $250 Million, and has said that Nathan Phillips “Will be Sued f...
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Tuesday, February 19, 2019

BREAKING: Lip-syncing Nigerian Brothers in Jussie Smollett Scam Exposed as Milli Vanilli!

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