Tuesday, January 12, 2016

John Doe, the Suicidal Transgendered Deer

Apparently, theses 'Suicidal deer' signs are becoming a big thing in Illinois and Colorado. It got me to thinking, what could possibly have these deer so depressed?

Thankfully I've never hit a deer, which is no small victory having lived and swerved in Michigan all my life.

As for my photo creation above, I think I'll call it, "John Doe, the Bluetoothed Suicidal Transgendered Deer". It could be the next Saturday morning cartoon hit.

I still have a few details to work out before I submit the script. For instance, I don't know yet if John Doe is a buck who identifies as a doe, or if he is doe who had rack re-assignment surgery. I'll let you know when I know.
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3 comments:

  1. SparkyJanuary 12, 2016 at 6:37 PM

    Just call him Caitlyn. ~:)

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  2. Ed BonderenkaJanuary 12, 2016 at 9:58 PM

    "the next Saturday morning cartoon hit."
    I hope Trump likes it.

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  3. DaBladeJanuary 13, 2016 at 5:49 AM

    Sparky, He is a confused deer but I have medicated the bait pile and he feels much better now.

    Ed, maybe we can add him to the lineup of characters. hopefully he will have the free time.

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