Thankfully I've never hit a deer, which is no small victory having lived and swerved in Michigan all my life.
As for my photo creation above, I think I'll call it, "John Doe, the Bluetoothed Suicidal Transgendered Deer". It could be the next Saturday morning cartoon hit.
I still have a few details to work out before I submit the script. For instance, I don't know yet if John Doe is a buck who identifies as a doe, or if he is doe who had rack re-assignment surgery. I'll let you know when I know.
Just call him Caitlyn. ~:)
ReplyDelete"the next Saturday morning cartoon hit."
ReplyDeleteI hope Trump likes it.
Sparky, He is a confused deer but I have medicated the bait pile and he feels much better now.
ReplyDeleteEd, maybe we can add him to the lineup of characters. hopefully he will have the free time.