Many worshippers of Earth Day apparently pray to a deity figure called Gaia, or Mother Earth. I'm not sure if she is a drug-induced hallucination, a bit of undigested potatoe, or Al Gore in drag. But in any case, all I can say is, "Gaia, you go girl"!Well, it's Earth Day 2009, and it's time for me to get back on that green and flatulating horse for the sake of the world. Earth Day just so happens to fall on garbage day at DaBlade's house this year, and I will be sending quite the curb full of refuse to it's final resting place today. Since I don't believe or fear an imminent Earth Apocalypse, I am in the minority and obviously have more learning to do. That's where the newly launched environmental website "Greener Schnitzels" comes in.
If I'm not mistaken, this is Perez Hilton with his gay male bovine roommate in the video teaching us about global warming...
I'm going out to buy a gas burning boat to celebrate.
ReplyDeleteYou my friend, are with me in the MAJORITY. Fully 2/3 of Americans don't believe in global warming. Of course, you won't here this quoted in the news anywhere.
ReplyDeleteThis is just hokey liberal propaganda. I could just as easily posit that if you love breathing, you should celebrate
ReplyDeleteNitrogen/Oxygen/Argon/Carbon dioxide/Neon/Helium/Krypton/
Hydrogen/Xenon Gas Day.
I've never heard of it, but then Hallmark may have a card for it ;-)
Earth day? It's to geocentric for me. We should be thinking about the whole Universe. When is universe day? It's time to raise awareness. I, for one, pledge to stop generating entropy. It's the least I can do to help save the Universe.
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