Wednesday, July 15, 2009

FLASH: Obama's Teleprompter OD'd on Eloquence

Toxicology results from the teleprompter autopsy are back, and indications are that TOTUS was abusing Eloquence, a more potent derivative of the hallucinogenic drug, Ecstasy. Plug marks were reportedly found up and down TOTUS' cord. Speculation is that TOTUS was under a lot of pressure and stress over Obama's upcoming schedule of speeches.

A public memorial ceremony for TOTUS is scheduled for Friday at The Staples Center.
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3 comments:

  1. WomanHonorThyselfJuly 15, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    haha luv it!

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  2. cubeJuly 15, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    Poor TOTUS. It couldn't handle the lies either. The next generation of TOTUSI will be better equipped.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 16, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    That's the thing about eloquence...you start out with just a taste...next thing you know, you'd sell out your country for fix.

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