But if it were, would it go viral?
Dallas news anchor's reaction to (circle one)
(A) Michael Sam being gay
(B) Democrat Voters
DISCLAIMER: I may have slightly edited text of this jacka$$es original statement...
"You beat a woman and grab her by the neck and shake her? (Congressman Charlie Wilson D-OH), Welcome to the Democrat Party! You kill people while driving drunk? (the Late Senator Edward M. Kennedy D-MA) That guy's welcome, based on his reelection 7 times... (Politicians) caught in hotel rooms with illegal drugs and prostitutes? (Former Democrat D.C. Mayor Marion Barry or any one of several hundred more) We know they're welcome. Players accused of rape and pay the woman to go away? (Can you say former Democrat president and raper-in-chief Bill Clinton?) You lie to police, trying to cover up a murder? (and his wife, Hillary) We're comfortable with that. You love the Constitution? Well, now you've gone too far you Tea Drinker!"
Of course he was talking about Democrats.
ReplyDeleteConsidering how the NFL operates, the analogy was good.
The fact anyone can concentrate on things that have no reference to reality, use a public forum to expound on irrelevancy, believe rational people find any of it important, and then expect any reaction other than dismay, shows a significant portion of our society is bat-shit crazy.
expound on irrelevancy...
ReplyDeleteTHAT is exactly right. They control the public narrative (or at least try to). With the shitstorm in DC systematically destroying this country, THESE are the types of stories we are supposed to care about. And the ignorant masses share f&*$ing recipes and pictures of their lunch.
My solution is a commentator shock collar. They wear it during broadcasts and people that can pass a test that proves they're smarter than an artichoke will be allowed access to the button.
ReplyDelete"Tonight, we're reporting on Global....GACKKKKKKKK!!!!!"
"Democrats report the Tea Party is causing.....GACKKKKKK!!!!!"
Reminds me of the beginning of the old Outer Limits... we control all that you see and hear.
ReplyDeleteJess, just install a 'smart shock collar' to all Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Al Sharpton, and Ed Schultz broadcasts and that thing would be constantly zapping!
ReplyDeletecube- I remembered a sentence or two from that, but you're right when you see that intro in all its glory.
" There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — The Outer Limits.
— Opening narration, The Control Voice, 1960s "