HILLARY: Well, there is something. I want to be president, but I'm afraid the country isn't ready for a grandma president.
WITCH: I thought so. The presidency was stolen from you last time and You've EARNED it! Old Granny knows! Now take this apple, dearie, and give it to your daughter and make a wish!
HILLARY: You're right! Why should I be punished with a grandbaby during my campaign? And all I have to do is give her this apple?
WITCH: Yes, dearie. What difference, at this point, can it possibly make?
THE END
Isn't it sad, when you wonder whether the news that a married couple are expecting a baby is actually welcome? Apparently, if you're a progressive, it's not really a baby until you say it is.
Abortion supporter Chelsea Clinton announced today that she’s pregnant — not with a fetus or clump of cells but with a “child.”
from Chelsea's official announcement:
“Marc and I are very excited that we have our first child arriving later this year, and I certainly feel all the better — whether it’s a girl or a boy — that she or he will grow up in a world full of so many strong young female leaders...
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Uhhh... excuse me Chelsea, but "whether it's a girl or a boy?" The LGBT called to complain you are forgetting someone.
By the way, I'd be careful accepting any congratulatory cigars from grandpa Clinton if I were you. Now go eat your apple!
Maybe they'll be lucky, have a girl, she can grow up to be an intern, and Grandpa Bill can be proud his granddaughter knows how to get the chrome off a trailer hitch.
ReplyDeleteWell, I think you covered it all.
ReplyDeleteHillary a grandmother? That should make her seem her age in the eyes of the voters. **smile**
ReplyDeleteOH, no, folks...I'm shocked that the Clinton Machine, with their astonishing powers, didn't plan this for 2016....Americans, especially women, LOVE themselves a new little baby and they love anything CLINTON, dontchaknow.
ReplyDeleteThis is good for Hillary..BIG TIME good.
AOW, good point. However, now that I think about it, Hillary has all of Hollywood and their makeup artists at her disposal. Granted, it's a tall order.
ReplyDeleteZ, interesting take and you might be right about this benefiting Hillary with the women voters. Just not the smart ones paying attention. She already owns the other ones anyway.