HILLARY: Is it the Double-Buhhda sized flannel? I did hire Al Gore's image consultant from the 2000 campaign. And I have been working with Al Franken doing mirror exercises trying to act likeable and approachable. Now before we proceed with this interview, you need to get behind this rope.
CT NEWS: Let's talk about this suicidal Iranian deal. You are on record as supporting this.
HILLARY: In dealing with Gorbachez, Ronald Reagan used to say, "Trust, but verify." Certainly not as effective as my RESET toy button approach with the Russians, but whatever. My approach with Iran will be, "Untrust, and verify." See how I did that?
CT NEWS: Ronald Reagan also called Iran part of the axis of evil.
HILLARY: Then I will call them the un-axis of evil... or something. Just rest assured I will invoke Reagan's name in a thinly veiled and condescending attempt at pandering.
CT NEWS: But I thought this deal allows the Iranians to inspect themselves. Where is the verification?
HILLARY: The deal with Tehran must be enforced with vinegar and Evian rinse. *Clinton aid whispers in her ear* errrr.... I mean, enforced with "vigor and vigilance". Sorry 'bout that. I was thinking about another problem of mine.
CT NEWS: In that case, I'm all for self inspections.
HILLARY: Wash THAT server clean with a cloth! The letter "l", followed by the letter "o" and ending with an additional letter "l", but all in caps.
CT NEWS: I can certainly sense your new spontaneity and carefully rehearsed casualness. It is very refreshing.
HILLARY: I ain't no ways taaared.
CT NEWS: Getting back to Iran...
HILLARY: I have a long history of confronting bad behavior and dealing with bad actors. Look at who I married.
CT NEWS: So you're suggesting throwing large ashtrays at Khamenei as a deterrent?
HILLARY: I was in charge of putting down the "Bimbo Eruptions", so I'm sure I can handle any "Ayatollah Eruptions."
CT NEWS: You were also Secretary of State on this day in 2012, when our embassy in Benghazi was attacked and Ambassador Stevens and three others were killed by islamists and presumably while you were napping. One of your big campaign slogans in 2008 had to do with the dreaded "3AM phonecall", where you tried to make the case that you would be on top of any late night crisis. Since we now know better, is that why you dropped the whole 3AM phonecall thingy?
It's 3 A.M., The phone rings in the White House
Jindal: Speaking of squirrels... Trump ‘looks like he’s got a squirrel sitting on his head’
CT NEWS: Hey! How did you get in here? Nevermind. That's all the time we have today. This is DaBlade for CT News, signing off. And let us never forget.
Donald Trump is a nutball. I think he is a squirrel. He certainly has the actions of one. It behoove's me as to why anyone would want to vote for him.
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ReplyDelete"Look at that hair! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the scalp of our next president?"
ok, but I'm saving all my insults for the jebster and the rest of the rinos. They are the ones who are taking shots at Trump right along side the dems and msm. If my enemies hate a guy so much, just maybe I should give him a look. but on a serious note, i believe that squirrel would win a debate with hillary.
ReplyDeleteDB...I'd SO love to see a debate with Trump and Hillary! I believe it was yesterday she welcomed debating him!! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, HILL~!
ReplyDeleteOH, HOW I'd love to see that...I'm getting squirrely just thinking about it :-)
Z, I believe a person would have to be a Hillary acolyte to not get nauseous listening to her. But then again, all the democrats sound like nutcases to me.
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