Well wring your hands and complain no more, Michelle. Chip and Jo from the HGTV hit series "Fixer Upper" has come to the rescue! Yes, we know you and your husband believe that America sucks, but there is an untold number of citizens who also don't want you in that White Slave House even one day longer than necessary.
Normally, the TV show's hosts Chip and Jo "picks the worst homes in the best neighborhoods and transform them." However, in your case, Michelle, your husband and you have already taken the best house in the best country and transformed them into something hideous and unrecognizable to America-loving patriots.
Therefore, we want to properly thank the both of you by physically transforming that White Slave House into something we believe will be more comfortable to
Normally, Chip and Jo struggle to do any necessary repairs, while at the same time renovating and remodeling the subject home while staying within the client's finite budget. In this case, we decided to take after your husband's example and use the infinite resources of the National debt. What's another few $Trillion if it was used to extricate you from the White Slave House immediately!
we installed all new dirt flooring, replaced the wallboard with aluminum sheeting - all new windows throughout (see sheets) with an updated bathroom (new red pail) and first floor laundry (see clothesline).
This house has great bones... and by "great bones", I mean there are piles of chicken bones in the corner for ambience.
ENJOY!
I would definitely paint that house a watermelon color, wouldn't you? They'll all feel really at home that way. ~:)
ReplyDeleteThe only point I was trying to make was that no president has done as much irreparable harm and devastation to the economy, the rule of law and the culture of this country than obama - and all the while they live and vacation like a king and queen on taxpayer money - and this biooootch has the nads (literally, I hear) to say this in front of students. Just one more nail of indoctrination to these clueless kids, and one final nail in the coffin of this country. The juxtaposition of half-brother George and his place is to help illustrate the ludicrousness of her victimhood.
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