| Wearing a black p***y hat, she repeatedly dropped the F-bomb and then told the audience she had considered “blowing up the White House”. |
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Meh. I think I'd rather use my bicycle pump.
Don't catch anything.
ReplyDeleteAt least now we know she wasn't threatening the president.
Thanks for explaining that.
Nope just a party favor. She also seconds as a coaster for your beer when playing cards with the fellas.
ReplyDeleteI just stopped by to say that I wouldn't let madonna blow me if she paid me. Well, if we're talking a million+ (cash or money order), then maybe - otherwise...
ReplyDeleteHaha! I think we've given the level of respect that old has been deserves.
ReplyDeleteThis post reminds me of an old joke about a bar that sells cheese sandwiches, among other things.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I wonder if they charge more if she has to gargle? I imagine that's one of those things you pay for after you make the deal.
"How much for her to gargle? You gotta be kidding!"
HAHA! That joke reminds of the lesson I learned from my older brother who took me out on a fishing boat for the first time in my youth. When it was lunch time he asked me if I wanted a tuna fish sandwich or a tuna fish sandwich. When I inquired why he hadn't packed my favorite (PB&J) he told me that, "if it is gonna smell like fish anyway, better if it is fish." The moral of the story? Madonna can't make me a sammich.
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