Just waiting for something noteworthy to come around on the guitar news cycle

Sometimes headlines are 100% accurate but still misleading. Like this one on CNN.

Chaos as crowded escalator reverses

Not only does the escalator reverse, but it appears to accelerate and leaving at least 18 people injured. Obviously, the headline was way funnier than the actual story, and I chastise myself for breaking that self-imposed rule to only read the headlines.

What the story doesn't tell you, is that several hours later, a blonde woman reported missing was rescued while walking up the down escalator.