Then I remembered that mini Mike probably has a large laser miniaturizer machine in his basement laboratory, and I assume he would insist that Hillary be downsized in order to join him on the ticket. After all, he can't allow his VP to have a left cankle larger than himself. And her incessant coughing would be like a continuous rain forest mist of dog breath.
But then again, does Mini Mike have a death wish? Clearly if Hillary were a heartbeat away from the presidency, she would do everything in her power to suicide the guy. She might be a left wing marxist political hack, but she is a very good suicider. Maybe the best ever. No. It won't be Killery. My bet is that he will select 6'4" drag quees RuPaul. I wonder what the polling would show for this matchup.
Mike is delusional. He has no idea the number of Beast fans that got an education about clinton these last few years. People are booing that thing back to the stone age every where it goes now.
ReplyDeletethey are grasping at straws, but they are the marine animal-friendly paper straws, so they collapse and get soggy at the first contact.
ReplyDeleteThey ran it up the flagpole and everyone saluted it.
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LOL they are not smart people but it looks like they finally have her figured out.
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