Friday, March 20, 2020

Wuhan wet market Spring Break 2020

Spring breaker videos and photos made the social media news rounds yesterday for their flaunting of common sense and social distancing with their ongoing drunken beach parties.  "If I get corona, I get corona," one brainiac student was widely quoted as slurring. This negative attention was noticed by local officials in Florida towns and cities, and they are issuing orders to close these beaches.

Where will these student scholars take their spring break parties now during this China Coronavirus pandemic?


It appears by that many have traveled to the new 2020 spring break hot spot - The Wuhan wet markets. Sounds sexy, 'don'tit' young man?

BTW, did you know that this virus is a zoonotic disease, like SARS, meaning that it spreads from animals to humans?


"If I get corona, I get corona, but I'd rather have a Bud Light. At the end of the day, I'm not going to let it stop me from partying."

 Thankfully, they won't go hungry! These markets in Wuhan also sell everything from dogs to snakes, civets, and crocodiles. There are vendors selling all sorts of live animals, including pangolins, badgers, salamanders, scorpions, hedgehogs and wolf puppies. Yum!!!

Looks like a native found some love, too!

Have fun!
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7 comments:

  1. KidMarch 20, 2020 at 4:35 PM

    I agree with George Carlin. Now that the plastic is here, we as a race can be eliminated.

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    1. DaBladeMarch 25, 2020 at 8:14 AM

      Haha! I read today where grocery stores are now not allowing the clothe bags folks bring from home to save the environment, because they are harbingers of germs. I wish they'd make up their minds! oh well, back to the store to get more bourban.

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  2. JessMarch 21, 2020 at 1:01 PM

    It looks like a grand Spring Break location. With the beer chugging parties, and the lack of sleep, nothing is better for re-energizing young folks than live reptiles. A little hot sauce, some rice, and you have a balanced meal.

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    1. DaBladeMarch 25, 2020 at 8:15 AM

      lol, I have booked a flight to wuhan to join the fun. I'm staying in a cardboard box down the block and next to the chinese viral bioweapons lab (which we are told by the media that this virus did not originate here, so I should be good!)

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  3. Ed BonderenkaMarch 22, 2020 at 11:40 AM

    what could possibly go wrong?

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  4. DaBladeMarch 25, 2020 at 8:12 AM

    Dear blog, I'm back (for a minute). I've been seeing another computer. a sleek little laptop number owned by my employer and she doesn't blog. I use my manly desktop to get to you, blog, but to do so - I have to unhook monitor cables, ethernet, peripherals from the dock and then hook them up to my desktop and its a pain. So if it seems like I'm ignoring you, blog, that;s why.

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