Wednesday, September 23, 2020

SHOCK! Trump Taps Gun-Wielding St Louis Woman for High Court

 Chattering Teeth News - President Trump answers the left's call for him to postpone nominating a replacement for Ruth Bader Ginsberg's seat by doubling down and tapping Patricia McCloskey, the gun-wielding woman from St Louis. McCloskey, who with her husband, was the barefoot woman who stared down an angry BLM mob outside their home back in June.

"Patricia will make an outstanding Justice and will protect your Second Amendment rights, this I will tell you," said Trump to DaBlade from CT Blog news in his exclusive interview.

McCloskey has already been to the Court in order to give her seat a deep cleaning from the numerous drool stains and satanic markings. She was last seen bonding with the other two woman on the court. She had Kagan in a head lock was overheard telling a racist joke to the hispanic Sotomayer. "I bet you think Roe V Wade refers to the two options to cross the Rio Grande, dontcha?" 

When Roberts tried to intercede, she pistol whipped him in the temple. It was a light tap, as he was only out for a short time. This is the kind of judicial restraint a great jurist shows. Think about how tempting it would have been to pick off a few of those BLM stragglers threatening to burn their house down.

Now things can finally return to normal...

8 comments:

  1. "If you were a wise Latina, you'd have ducked that sucker punch...Now, tell me about your silly idea about gun control again."

    ...and the Supreme Court then made a ruling that the Second Amendment will never be questioned again.

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    1. he "wise Latina" has met her match! She no longer is the arm wrestling champion in the high court lunchroom.

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  2. This news is most welcome at the Mustang Actual command post. Biden, meanwhile is considering a list of Santa’s most influential elves before announcing his nominees. As if his choices really matter. On a related topic, imagine being able to target BLM terrorists at the state fair shooting gallery instead of those stupid wooden ducks.

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    1. Biden is waiting for the correct frequency from his flesh colored ear mic to permeate his blonde ear hair before he knows what to think. I think he will go with Hermie, the gender-confused wannabe dentist.

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  3. Great minds. That's how I learned about roaches...

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  4. Ok, this makes me feel better. Skippity Doo Da, Skippity A, My Oh My, What a Wonderful Day. I must tell my friends.

    Can you get video of the arm wrestling ?

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    1. Not anymore. It was stolen by the politburo. I believe Sotomayer is a Russian plant. I believe Roberts to simply be a house plant.

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