Obama. A paternal father figure these losers never had?

WARNING: Please do not read today's entry if you have just eaten. However, may I suggest that it can best be enjoyed (endured) after having consumed numerous adult beverages.

Poll: Obama More Popular Than Jesus, Gandhi and Martin Luther King Jr.

President Obama topped a new Harris interactive poll that asked 2,634 Americans who they admire enough to call a hero.

John Lennon once claimed the Beatles were more popular than Jesus. Now President Obama has evidence that he's more popular than both.

Hmmmm. Nobody asked me this poll question. Any of you get a call to participate? No? Just Julio, Henrietta and 2,632 of their neighbors evidently...

Julio Osegueda	Henrietta Hughes

The article makes no claim that Obama has achieved a greater popularity than Elvis. However, E is no threat to O, as Elvis is dead. Or is he?

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Elvis in 2012!