Thursday, August 27, 2009

Kennedycare promises no more pain

Oh goody... TIME publishes commemorative issue in honor of the liberal lion of the Senate.



Kennedycare promises "No more than 10 hour waits" (especially when trapped in a 1969 Oldsmobile filled with freezing cold water) and "no more pain", as Americans will increasingly engage in longer periods of excessive drinking interrupted by only temporary bouts of sobriety.

5 comments:

  1. "No child left" behind meets Chappaquiddick...

    KennedyCare: The dems apparently have no idea how painfully accurate the symbolism would be.

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  2. I'm sorry to say that I believe this Congress will pass some form of healthcare reform in the memory of The Admiral of Chappaquiddick.

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  3. Ah, the Lyin' of the Senate meets Mary Jo Kopechne and asks, "How do feel about your health care benefits?"

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  4. THE IRONY.
    But, he was TIRED, dontchaknow and just couldn't get to the police to help...he just had to go to bed.
    grrrrr

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  5. I believe that some form of Obateddycare will pass because the lefties were given majorities in ALL three branches of government.
    They don't care if we approve of it or not. They will pass it because they can.

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