Because we all know that the Puritan pilgrims of yesterday and the Izlamofascist terrorists of today are morally equivalent. In fact, I would venture to argue that had the roles been reversed and it was Izlamofascists landing on Plymouth Rock in 1620, the Indian's fate would have had e a much rosier result, don't you?
But enough about marauding muslims and the clueless secular atheist humanist progressive dope-smoking liberal progressives.
Let's go to the mailbag for some mental palate-cleansing...
Dear DaBlade,
I am a professional beekeeper who tries to mind his own beeswax. I had a colony of bees, went away for a week, came home to no bees and a hornet's nest inside. They have killed all the bees and robbed all the honey. What is a good way to prevent hornets from attacking my hive?
Signed,
Stung in Europe
Dear Stung,
When a giant hornet refugee migrates to a European bee colony it produces a pheromone that attracts all of its siblings to descend on the European honey bee’s home and begin the slaughter. The hornet easily decapitates honey bees in a simple movement of their large powerful mandibles. One single giant hornet can kill 40 honey bees in a minute. Thirty of these over-sized hornets can wipe a 30,000 strong bee colony out in a little over 3 hours. After the hornet’s thorough massacring of the hive they take back the bee abdomens to feed to their children, leaving their legs and heads to fester. The hornets also take their honey stores and larvae.
My advice would be to kill them where they live, and to certainly not invite them into your hive. Be aware that this strategy may meet resistance by a portion of brain-deficient honey bees who believe these hornets should be allowed to 'settle' in the hive.These useful idiots should be ridiculed and marginalized if survival of the species is important.
Yes, good analogy. Now if we could just get the government, lib/progs, and lo-info Americans to heed this cautionary tale we'd have a chance of avoiding carnage in our hive, er, country.
ReplyDeleteSparky, The problem with cockroaches is that you can't tell the difference between the bad ones and the peaceful palmettos. And I watch back :)
ReplyDeletecube, maybe the hornets just need to be hugged. Isn't it possible that the rich and successful honey bees asked for this treatment because of their hoarding the pollen wealth?
Z, Everyone knows that the American Indian has populated those shores since the beginning of time, and were not themselves conquering invaders. I just want to physically shake some of these people who make these most outrageous arguments in support of open borders. Or give them the Batman slap.
Wow, you guys are like a bunch of genocidal manics, huh?
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Hey Jihad Jersey, Thank you for lending us the power of your intellect. Your valued input is a testament to our public school system. Just don't let the blog door hit you in the muuhamid on the way out.
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