Captain's Log: Hot & Steamy

Trump or Hillary? Fake Captain Kirk gets it

Chatting with Fake Kirk

Lieutenant: Enterprise, one to beam up.
 James T. Kirk: This is James T. Kirk. Acknowledge.
 Lieutenant: This is Cap'n DaBlade of the warship Chattering Teeth
 James T. Kirk: Mrs. Crater. I've heard a great deal about you.
 Lieutenant: I'm a blogger, Jim, not s doctor! Make some sense sir!
 James T. Kirk: Let's forget it. Lieutenant?
 Lieutenant: Trump or Hillary? Please advise.
 James T. Kirk: No! Wait! My people pride themselves on being the greatest, most successful gamblers in the universe. We compete for everything. Power, fame, women, everything we desire, and it is our nature to win. And for proof, I offer you our exploration of this galaxy.
 Lieutenant: What if I get tired of winning?
 James T. Kirk: Try it.
 Lieutenant: How?
 James T. Kirk: Lieutenant, options?
 Lieutenant: Trump or f'in Hillary!?
 James T. Kirk: No! Wait!
 Lieutenant: Exactly my thoughts, Captain.
 James T. Kirk: Put him on.
 Lieutenant: We are ALL being put on, are we not?
 James T. Kirk: It certainly looks like it. And the invitation doesn't exactly relax me.
  Lieutenant: DaBlade out.
 James T. Kirk: Have you tried tying in to the auxiliary power?