* Ex-Fox Factor Figure, Bill O'Reilly, hangs himself in lonely jail cell while former NFL player (and killer), Aaron Hernandez takes over as host.* FaceSpace killer is a christian NRA member who targeted trannys and homos.
* In President Hellary's (sic) first 100 days, she has sent an armada of barges piled high with plastic toy reset buttons to the waters off North Korean (after that chubby Kimmy gal with the butch haircut nukes Seoul).
* Speaking of "Seoul" - Maxine Waters ("The Godmother of Soul") hears first case of oral arguments as the new Supreme Ct Justice, after knifing Merrick Garland in parking lot. She immediately belts out “Living In America” of Rocky IV fame, and calls for impeachment of Justice Clarence Thomas for putting a James Brown wig on her Coke.
In other news... [Finding Charles Rogers]
Happy 420!
Years ago when I lived in Tempe, AZ, one Mr Dumas found himself outside the fence after refusing to take a Very lucrative contract with some basketball team.
ReplyDeleteShut Out.
The local radio jocks had a skit that was centered around asking him questions preferenced by, SO, Mr Dumb ass. lol
Oh the humanity. I'm still pinching myself over Hill's loss. We didn't dodge a bullet, we dodged a MOAB.
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Cube, I'm voting for hilrod next time, but only if the beast isn't running.
ReplyDeleteKid, yes a hard choice, indeed. Behind door number one, a lucrative multi-million dollar contract, or door number two - get 'chinese eyes' and giggle over a bag of Doritos. Good choice Mr Dumbass.
ReplyDeletecube, don't be too hard on yourself. Mr sumon is a professional spammer and knows all the right buttons to push. Try as I might to block and delete him, his complimentary rhetorical flourish somehow prevents me...
Kid, *I spit coffee!!! Seriously!!!*
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Autumn "Sumon" Cote... yeah
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