Now we now that April wasn't really carrying a baby, since she called in Planned Pridehood and said she didn't want a baby after all, as it would cramp her lifestyle of wandering around in her small one bedroom condo pen. I don't want to "stick my neck out," but isn't it a little late for that?
APRIL: April fools!! Of course my baby is real, and it's spectacular! What? Did you think I was some kind of monster?
I thought you were pulling my leg because I recently saw April wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat and it wasn't photoshopped. Of course, merely being a Trump supporter doesn't necessarily mean she's pro-life. So I went and checked her site... she hasn't given birth to her baby lion, I mean giraffe yet :P
ReplyDeleteOh, dang you had me there for a minute, I thought something happened to that little beauty. Merrow.
ReplyDeletecube (or should I say...'hillery'?) Thanks for the update - i shouldn't read anymore fake news. especially on April Fool's Day.
ReplyDeleteKid... gotcha! I just hope this ends with the little fella being name Harambe. A certain circle of life thing in that gesture.