Caravanus Interruptus

Chattering Teeth News - Glenn Beck is at the chalk board again, this time with a plan to assist the National Guard in protecting our southern border. Thanks to President Trump, help is on the way with the ordering of the military to deploy and assist the Border Patrol in stopping the thousand-plus migrant caravan making their way north to our welfare state and ensuring perpetual democrat socialist rule.

But what if our military is late in arriving? That is where Beck's plan comes in.
"We need a way to distract them at the border in order to give the National Guard time to get there," explained Beck to this CT reporter.

Ways to distract the migrant caravan
1) Lettuce - something for the migrant men
2) Laundry - something for the migrant women
3) Sombreros - spread out and speakers playing traditional music in attempt to trigger the siesta gene in the stragglers, causing them to pull the brim of the sombrero over their eyes and put them into a naping state.

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